03.20.2008 A LINDSAY LOHAN SEX TAPE?

i have no idea what the hell gossip rocks is, but CeleBitchy has a story from someone on that forum who claims they have a Lindsay Lohan sex tape, filmed on a cell phone, when she was dating Callum Best. God bless google alerts. The source says:

ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..untill now. apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends…which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video. Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She's just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she "cant remember it being filmed". i shall have this picture soon hopefully, my friend is sending me it. she said that you can see lindsay giving oral…

The picture is here, and i guess its NSFW. It appears to be someone, possibly a woman, hunched over something (a … dude?), while she wraps her hand around something, which may or may not be a penis. I think it is a blowjob, and I'm sort of an expert. I'm devastatingly handsome, and women are constantly pawing at my genitals and forcing me to receive oral.  Some weekends i even have to dunk my penis in lemon juice just so they'll leave me alone.




(65) Comments

  1. Fucking Motherfucker 03/20/2008 09:13

    FIST 

  2. Fucking Motherfucker 03/20/2008 09:13

    Sorry — I had to. It's in my contract. Looking forward to the speckled fucker fucking.

  3. Squarepusher 03/20/2008 09:17

    well not only it looks as ugly as all the other sex tapes around but i'm pretty sure it's also as boring as the others…the one and only question will be…will it be as boring as the Kim KardashAss sex tape ????

  4. thedudeabides 03/20/2008 09:25

    Thank god the sex tape I made with LiLo is better quality

  5. Slaappy 03/20/2008 09:25

    I'm all in for a LL slobbering all over a knob, but grainy undecipherable video on a camera phone, come on! 

  6. tangocash00001 03/20/2008 09:30

    so what! who DOESN'T suck a cock every once and a while? …..ooops

  7. Dirty Hairy 03/20/2008 09:30

    Fuck, that isn't a sex tape, looks like General Custer's Revenge.

  8. BFD 03/20/2008 09:34

    DAMN!  When can a private, special moment (like videoing sex with a camera phone), remain private and special?

    It reminds me of the time I was having sex with three (3) women at the same time, and they started talking to each other.  COME ON!  Shut the “F” up and start kissing on each other and keep going down on me!  Why ruin such a special, beautiful moment with words!

  9. tangocash00001 03/20/2008 09:34

    looks like that guy shaves his balls, or she could be looking closely at an eggplant

  10. Lance @ FilmDrunk 03/20/2008 09:35

    That's clearly an ultrasound picture. OMG, LILOH IS BLOWING A GUY INSIDE OF SOMEONE'S WOMB!

  11. yohnskull22 03/20/2008 09:35

    He's got saggy balls.

    The grainy quality coupled with her speckledness make her complexion almost as bad as Winehouse's pox-marked-sour-puss.

  12. Jake 03/20/2008 09:35

    Im physically sick thinking about the possibility that this tape could exist

     

  13. the gun show 03/20/2008 09:36

    Your mistaken, that is a shot of a girl blowing her nose at a slurpee machine.

  14. thedudeabides 03/20/2008 09:40

     

    All you have to do is sprinkle some coke on there and she is all about it

  15. Al Gore 03/20/2008 09:43

    I love to suck cock!  i mean suck some cock, I mean I really love sucking cock, I mean I like to have my cock sucked, by men, I mean men, I mean women, goddamnit!  penis

  16. dreamclaimer 03/20/2008 09:48

    By her saying she "cant remember it being filmed", she's really saying, "I mean this happens every night, so I cannot differentiate this film from any other.  That could be any night."

     

    C'mon. Who is really shocked that sex tapes of Lindsay Lohan exist? The probably number in the 1000's. 

  17. Carson 03/20/2008 10:11

    I think it's Dina.

  18. SterilizethaSpearses 03/20/2008 10:19

    You get the feeling this won't be the last tape we see her in. Whatever happened to that idiot who broke off his marriage for her? He's gotta have something on film. 

  19. Nancy Reagan 03/20/2008 10:21

    Yessssssssssss!!!!!!!! 

  20. deejayspicerack 03/20/2008 10:23

    didnt this happen already? or have i just seen so much lohan crotch and titties and sloppy slutty escapades that my mind just went ahead and filled in the blanks

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