03.10.2008 GEEZ THIS IS DUMB

Last night was the premiere of that "Pop Fiction" show on E!, where celebrities work with the producers from "Punk'd" to pull pranks on the media. And it was every bit as exciting as that made it sound.  Idiot celebrities thinking they're clever and way way more interesting than they really are.  Avril Lavigne put on some kind of prosthetic to make it look like she was vaguely pregnant.  Except it didn't.  And then she went on and on about how this was gonna stop the presses and seemed to think people were gonna remember this moment for the rest of their lives.  Keep in mind, this prank was pretending that a married woman may or may not be pregnant.  Ah, so that's how you do it!  I've been fooled!

This entire show will probably be like this. Lame ass celebrities pulling lame ass pranks. Like Nicky Hilton will shop at Dollar Tree or Danny Masterson will wear a spinning bowtie. I just hope my house doesn't collapse from the roars of laughter.



(29) Comments

  1. nipluvr 03/10/2008 10:58

    Sweet!

  2. someoneluvsu 03/10/2008 11:01

    I thought the new Knight rider was the worst new show, sadly, I stand corrected.

  3. Juan 03/10/2008 11:09

    It would have been cool if Avril Lavigne had leaped in front of a garbage truck and gotten squished.

    For real.

     

     

  4. Chris18 03/10/2008 11:13

    Actually the concept of fucking with you guys (meaning paps and gossip "journalists", etc) seems like a good one with a lot of potential. The problem is that they are working in collusion with another gossip/entertainment media outlet "E!".

     

    If this were well executed they could really fuck with you guys and it would be hilarious.  

  5. Pennsylvania's Finest 03/10/2008 11:17

    whats the big deal? this little whore has probably been knocked up 5 times already. i heard she has a discount card at an LA abortion clinc.

  6. Juan 03/10/2008 11:17

    Future "Pop Fiction" pranks:

    a) Tom Cruise has sex with a (female) hooker

    b) Britney goes into McDonald's and orders a salad and a Diet Coke.

    c) Will Ferrell gets a movie script and turns it down, saying "This is too juvenile and stupid, no one will go see it."

     

  7. Juan 03/10/2008 11:19

    d) Heath Ledger claws his way out of the grave, zombie-style, and says "Ha ha! Joke's on you!"

    e) Ass-hton Kutcher tells Demi Moore: "Hey, you were OK for a while, but you're really too old for me."

     

  8. Doctress Leisa 03/10/2008 11:21

    Why would Ashton Kutcher do this? What has he ever been except official fuck for Demi Moore? Maybe if he were really famous I would understand this. But he is a fucking footnote.

    I love how people who are only famous because they fuck women twice their age think they can do this. Boo hoo! 

  9. Al Gore 03/10/2008 11:38

    But Doctress isnt bitter…..

  10. Ballsnyc 03/10/2008 11:39

    Ashton is my idol , and anyone with a horse face!

  11. UR All Foolz 03/10/2008 12:24

    ROTFLMAO at the whole damn silly thing! The show, this site, the posts on this board … Ashton Kutcher is a media God.

    Keep whining, Brand()n! You were still Punk'd by Paris.

  12. USA #1!!!! 03/10/2008 12:34

    LOL@Juan

  13. Carrie Underwood's Nubile Twat 03/10/2008 12:40

    I say she was really knocked up and didn't want anyone to know she got the scrape

     

    Pop Abortion Cover Up

  14. TW 03/10/2008 13:23

    Did they give Avril a bag for her head, too?

  15. casefase 03/10/2008 14:07

    I think the paparazzi are more shocked by the fact that Avril actually goes outside in broad daylight!!!!  She so fuckin ugly, she should really just stay holed up in her house and only come out at night.  oh yea….  umm ….the prank :P

  16. StinkyChalupa 03/10/2008 14:29

    this prank is dumb.

    but no offense, that Paris Hilton prank was pretty good.  i am going to watch this show because this is what i would do am going to do if i were famous when i am famous.

  17. JustBeachy 03/10/2008 14:48

    She looks and sounds just like that plastic bitch Heidi Montag. Truly, two no-talent whores.

  18. pat@cegtalent 03/10/2008 15:05

    this was the worst show, i watch it after one of the best (the wire) - then I attempted suicide…….but failed

  19. Number Jonny 5 03/10/2008 15:43

    Ah yes, E!

    Way to create another moronic view into the severe retardation that is today’s culture. Woo hoo, you guys can fool the media! When mass media is run by the government and the government is run by Bush, all you need is a square peg and a round hole to fool it.

  20. scrotty 03/10/2008 16:02

    i'm finally feeling the full effects of that writer's strike. what if they green lighted one last show the day of the writer's strike ending? that would mean we have what seems like another eternity and two weeks of this shit. my only salvation is the sweet release of death.

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