03.27.2008 GOD YOU SUCK

Katherine Heigl and her freakishly big head go shopping constantly, and apparently that’s left her completely out of stupid ways to piss away money.  Oh but hey guess what…

…she also loves to buy things for her four dogs — Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper. According to a pal, she recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each. That’s not all. The insider says that Katherine, 29, spoils her pooches — they drink filtered water, eat gourmet food and even have their own cashmere doggy blankets. “Katherine’s dogs are her children — at least for now,” her pal explains.

If Hermes made some kind of product that filled your mouth with bees, I bet people in Hollywood would buy at least one.  At least one.  Each.

(55) Comments

  1. Jake 03/27/2008 12:07

    duche bag

  2. Juan 03/27/2008 12:08

    I really think she is the reincarnation of Carol Channing.

    But I'd hit it. 

  3. Juan 03/27/2008 12:09

    Her best role was as Gerardo Depardieu's daughter.

    Jailbait? Sure.  But in the words of that timeless classic "Standing on the Corner,"

    Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking…

  4. Number Jonny 5 03/27/2008 12:10

    "Christ, it's like an orange on a toothpick!"

    Despite her stupid spending, I would hit that shit from behind until there was an imprint of her "five-head" on the headboard.

  5. Jake 03/27/2008 12:12

    I wouldnt fuck that with Observers dick!

     

     

  6. Ballsnyc 03/27/2008 12:13

    Her moms vagina still hurts from giving birth to this Gigantic head!

  7. Johnny01 03/27/2008 12:15

    I wonder if the dogs all take turns sucking on her nipples at feeding time, too. That's REAL care, right there.

  8. someoneluvsu 03/27/2008 12:17

    Juan,

    Don't forget her in in Bug Buster. Covered in roaches, she never looked better.  

  9. bryce 03/27/2008 12:20

    I know animal abuse is wrong but in her case I'd make an exception…

  10. bryce 03/27/2008 12:21

    "I'll look after her 'kids' real good if she goes on vacation!" - M. Vick.

  11. Slaappy 03/27/2008 12:22

    That is one fucking large Marti Gras head you got there Katherine

  12. Observer 03/27/2008 12:23

    Thanks Jake…….

    ….but you would need a block and tackle to lift it up.

  13. Jake 03/27/2008 12:25

    She said I could watch her kids damn - Isaiah Washington

  14. Jake 03/27/2008 12:27

    Thats the rumor Observer!

    Wait who started that rumor? somebody by the name of Obs….

  15. Yippee ki-ay 03/27/2008 12:28

    Does she  he have an Adam's apple?

  16. tangocash00001 03/27/2008 12:30

    ya, but does she let them lick BBQ sauce of her penis?….oooops

  17. AJ01 03/27/2008 12:38

    she is not even close to being one of the sexiest women, she isn't even the sexiest women in the grocery store at any given time

  18. tripod 03/27/2008 12:44

    Where's a stray pitbull when you need him?

  19. Frank Castle 03/27/2008 12:45

    Where's a stray bullet when you need one?

  20. Frank Castle 03/27/2008 12:47

    Actually, she does kind of look like Spitzer's other whore from the previous story…

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