March 21, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The gossip section in the Daily Mail is a trashy piece of shit, meaning I love it, but today they've gone too far, claiming that a girl who is a size 16 is a finalist for Miss England.  Not only is it crazy to claim that the land of Keeley Hazell (NSFW) and Vikki Blows (NSFW) would allow this, but … what?  There's no Size 16.  Thats like saying Size Eleventy Kajillion or 29st.  These aren't even real numbers.   Dresses only go up to like Size 8.  After that I think they just put a bear skin on you or something.

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