Will Smith still denies he has become a member of the Church Of Scientology, but there are new stories again today that say otherwise. Radar magazine has a new cover story saying Will and his wife Jada, along with Kimora Lee Simmons, are all new members, and set to be the celebrity face in hopes of gaining more African American members. MSNBC says…
In the piece, the magazine said, “The Church has also set its sights on African Americans, opening up a center in Harlem in 2003 and making a strong play for Hollywood supercouple Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.”
Despite a fervent denial from Smith’s rep—“I can tell you with 100 percent certainty this is not true”—sources close to Smith earlier told this column that the actor definitely is becoming a member of the religion. “He’s been getting more and more involved (in Scientology),” said one source. “And it isn’t just him, it’s definitely Jada, too.”
Back in January, the New York Daily News reported that Smith was distributing Scientology propaganda to the crew on his movie "Hancock", so it's pretty clear that he is a member. It's also clear the a scientology church in Harlem is a fantastic idea. People there are receptive to rich white coming in with ideas about how to change them. I like to call it, "Harlem - Where The Smiles Are Always Free".
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That does it. I am joining. Where do I sign?
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
Ron "the original space cadet" has racist as hell and this pseudo religion was very anti black when he was in power. Whats next, the KKK opening an African American Chapter?
The sign of any great religion: People that belong to it, deny they belong to it.
Looks like Tom stole Colbert's black friend pose
Stupid bitch once played a Necromonger (another fake religion) trying to get a grip on the throne of the Lord Marshall by manipulating her husband into killing the king. Does that remind you of something? Does that remind you of something?
I say, Tom, don't turn your back on the bitch or you might end with a knife in it.
On the other hand…
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
They recruited him for the sole purpose of being the greeter of Zenu when she arrives.
Will shall be standing with arms spread wide and will say "Welcome to Earff".
Utopia ensues.
So Tom's on the cover of Radar and Gaydar? Wow! Another PR coup!
Stupid bitch once played a Necromonger (another fake religion) trying to get a grip on the throne of the Lord Marshall by manipulating her husband into killing the king. Does that remind you of something? Does that remind you of something?
I say, Tom, don't turn your back on the bitch or you might end with a knife in it.
On the other hand…
Self-important assholes…shit-faced…oh well, nobody cares.
Black folks sure do like the magical thinking. Good luck to all with that.
Fucking Scientology douchebags.
I would LOVE to see what sort of love filled graffitti is gracing the front of that building.
Oh and never taint the beauty that is Stephen Colbert by including him in a sentence with Tom the dumbfuck Cruise. And by taint I mean the ass to the balls area of the body, where Tom can be found happily munching away.
GeorgeWill creates donation cards for a fakecharitychurch.Damnit, that was going to be a good episode of "Seinfeld."
When midgets point at me I hit them.
Penis Mightier beat me to it. Nice for the Scientologists to have Will deny them publically. Maybe they can nickname him 'Peter', and he'll become the greatest disciple of all….
silly rabbit black people can afford scientology
they can barelly afford southern baptism
these two make a beautiful couple.
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