I THINK I’M IN LOVE

By brendon March 06, 2008 @ 11:01 AM

I love Gatecrasher and the New York Daily News but let me be clear that I don’t care at all about this story and it's only going up because it's a reason to post pictures of Cynthia Nixons hot ass girlfriend (pictured: the hottest woman in the world.  not pictured: my longing).

'Sex and the City's" Cynthia Nixon credits positive family role models with helping her children accept her decision to enter a lesbian relationship.
Until now, the actress has said little publicly about Christine Marinoni, the red-headed education activist she has been with since 2003. That year, Nixon separated from her boyfriend of 15 years, Danny Mozes, the father of her children Samantha, 11, and Charles, 6.
"I'm in a fantastic relationship. It's been about four years," Nixon, 41, said.
"I'm in love with [Christine] because she's her. If she were a man, would I be in love with her? I don't know. We shop and cook and raise children – we both pitch in."
Nixon says her children adapted well to the new arrangement.
"They were fine," she says of the coming out. "My son was very little [when it happened], but my daughter has a gay uncle [and her godmothers] are lesbians."

By the way, I looked it up, and if you masturbate to a picture of Christine Marinoni, it counts as Sexual Misconduct in 41 states.  In fact In Texas, they’ll shoot you.  And rightfully so.  Pervert.

(112) Comments

  1. yelraf 03/06/2008 11:48

    FIST!!!!

  2. Morgan Fistman 03/06/2008 11:50

    whaaat? thats not what lesbians look like, has cinemax and welivetogether . com lied to me all these years?

  3. yelraf 03/06/2008 11:50

    That's one ugly woman (?).  Are we sure she doesn't have a cock?  I call bullshit.  I think she has a cock.  And a gay uncle and lesbian godmothers?  Are lesbian godmothers like Fariy Godmothers?  Can they grant wishes and shit?

  4. Slaappy 03/06/2008 11:51

    That picture confirms it, Cynthia Nixon and partner are hermaphrodites.

     

    That's one ugly she-male! 

  5. Morgan Fistman 03/06/2008 11:52

    Lesbian Godmothers fix your hairdo into she-mullet or hobbit shag

  6. Morgan Fistman 03/06/2008 11:52

    Lesbian godmothers give you glass birkenstocks

  7. Slaappy 03/06/2008 11:52

    Yelraf

     

    Cynthia wants your finger for a couple of nights 

  8. Pennsylvania's Finest 03/06/2008 11:53

    pretty much proves gays breed gays….think we're best just to cut the head off the plague.

  9. Morgan Fistman 03/06/2008 11:53

    Lesbian Godmothers give you fanny packs and thin and light yet manly leg hair

  10. yelraf 03/06/2008 11:55

    Cynthia Nixon looks gullible.  I bet I could tell her I was a lesbian with an ultra-realstic strapon and she'd let me fuck her.  I'd just be afraid of Danny Bonaduce there sneakin' up behind me with HER strapon.

  11. Baphomet 03/06/2008 11:55

    both ugly, the right one looks like a dude, the left one too.

  12. TW 03/06/2008 11:57

    Ralph Malph is a lesbian? Who knew?

  13. Mongro Jackson 03/06/2008 11:59

    I'd munch both their boxes.  With a mulcher.

  14. LoRider 03/06/2008 12:00

    Yea I am sure the kids took it very well.  Like they had a phucking choice.

    Frankly I don't look at the one on the right and say to myself "OH YEAH, I gotta go down on THAT!"  I always considered myself a pretty good lesbian, too.

    Ride Lo

  15. Slaappy 03/06/2008 12:00

    Ralph Malph! hahahaha eh

  16. dreamclaimer 03/06/2008 12:01

    I just threw up a lil in my mouth.

  17. Burnsy 03/06/2008 12:02

    A dude was dumped for that chick. If that's not a reason for suicide then I don't know what is.

  18. Nathan03 03/06/2008 12:02

    That's Ellen Degeneres's brother.

  19. mobywan 03/06/2008 12:02

    is this a true story? i don't think nixon is a lesbian, as i don't think that's a woman…she's just getting cored out by a busted ass dude….

  20. Miss Mabel 03/06/2008 12:03

    Jesus forgive me, Ralph Malph made me laugh.

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