Between yesterday and today, I'm starting to get the suspicion that porn movies lied to me about the secret life of lesbians. Where are the co-eds who can't afford to repair their car? Where are the cheerleaders helping their team celebrate the big win? Where are the co-ed cheerleaders who can't afford to repair their car after the big win? I was led to believe lesbians led secret lives of sexy passion, where looks of desire turned to an exotic journey of the flesh. Not … this.
They say lesbian parents are no more likely to raise gay kids than traditional parents, but if all these boys know about vagina is that it looks like Melissa Etherdige and her (kill me) lover, that kid is full blown gay. Like how when kids get bit by a dog as a baby and then they hate dogs all their life. This is like that, except that I'd rather have my dick in the mean bitey dog. On the plus side, it seems Etheridge is a fan of Ohio State, while her girlfriend follows Michigan, so just imagine all the amazing conversation that must be had about that.
I think you mean "on the 3x plus side".
Stop posting shit like this! You're killing my fantasies!
fat lesbians are the new black
FUCKING HOT!
Buckeye and Wolverine. This has just ruined that classic sports rivalry for me.
Can't they just be soccer fans like most lesbos?
enough with the Kim Kashardian pics
SOME of us are trying to eat our lunches here damnit!
Whens the last time we had an article with hot chicks? Those last Angeline pics don't count. Those pics of the goat don't count . Katie Price, whoever the fuck that is, doesn't count. Kate Hudson's arse was 4 boards ago!
I think gay parents could easily raise a straight kid. For example, my parents don't drink. Therefore, I am an alcoholic.
If my mom was Melissa Etheridge, I would avoid following in the same lesbionic footsteps to evade any chances of wearing cargo shorts and being ugly.
It reminds me of that ESPN ad where the guy and the girl are making out and it pans back to reveal there wearing OSU and U of M gear and the caption reads, "Without sports, this wouldn't be disgusting."
It's like that, only it's disgusting with or without sports.
dreamclaimer is correct . . . Jeez, I'd rather read about that bitch Hilary.
this is so great! i'm picturing all of you guys' penises reverting into your bodies. if i had one it was be crawling up there to hide too. in fact i think my clit is trying to run away after taking a second look at these lovely "ladies".
Kids are cute in a "Fuck you! So what if I'm a gingerhead and I have two mommies" kind of way…
OGOMH,
More like Ouch Get Off My Hair so I can cover my eyes with it!
It's a man, baby!
Wow, they are like the same person. (shudder) What happened to the hot lesbians? Did they eat them? And by eat I mean cannibalized their bodies.
arent there enough celebrities begging for ridicule.. to pick on someone innocuous like this minding their own business is simply mean spirited.
absolutely disgusting
The pic 2nd from right makes me cry.
Scissor me timbers!
Isn't the father of those kids one of Crosby, Stills, and Nash?
Yeah, they won't have problems…