Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have dated for almost a year now, and here they are spending Easter Sunday in Nice, France. By the way, if you care about any of this, congratulations, you're a fucking weirdo.
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Any hell-spawn that spews forth from the bossom this coupling should be clubbed like a baby fur seal, burnt and shot into space… Then the genitals of both parties should be exctracted and buried at opposite ends of the earth…
It's science.
I've been to Nice. I thoug it was, well, nice. Penelope and Javier weren't there.
I have conflicted feelings about these early-morning posts. Sure I enjoyed waking up, wondering "what would tyler durden do?" and getting an immediate answer, but dammit, what about four hours from now when I really need a good laugh? One of those, read-every-comment-in-each-thread days I guess. Glad this didn't happen yesterday, I would have hated to see your awesome levels of racism at the Jacksons' post.
I didnt know there was a town called Nice! Awwwww…. thats nice! on a less gayer note… if my name was France and i cut both these losers heads off everyone would be like…NICE, FRANCE! But dont applaud murder coz your a sicko if you do!…..THE GOVERNMENTS WATCHING YOU!!!
wow.
they look like they're having fun.
Wasn't Javier on those Geico caveman commercials?
And wasn't Penelope one of the original Smurfs? Or possibly Gollum in Lord of the Rings?
Tha's not Penelope Cruz, It's Andy Garcia with Javier
So she goes from scientologist to neanderthal??. Who'da thunk?
can you see me?
How does she stay upright with that giant Castillian rack?
My little brother has that jacket! Of course he is only 21…..
Javier to the press - I don't know why the Sucubus is following me.
As for us you can see it brought her devil dog for protection against crosses, exorcism's, and buckets of water!
Javier: I've got an Oscar.
Pen: Come on, I've pretended to fuck Tom Cruise. You'll have to do better than that.
why isn't Javier walking around with that canister of air that he fucks Penelope with!
Penelope looks really hot….if you think a rat wearing sunglasses and standing on 2 legs is hot
I was in Nice in 1988. It was nice.
She looks like a fun fuckin' time.
Those are two of the butt-ugliest people in the world. Glad they found each other. The Cro-Magnon species may continue to survive for another generation. Their language consists mainly of raising their eyebrows and croaking. France is their natural habitat.
Holy Shit I just noticed that g-damn werewolf in the background! Run, you fools!
Javier: I've still got this Oscar…
Pen: Yea, give it me. Shove it up my ass, so I can forget that damned Tom used to hook his e-meter to my nipples and pretend to contact Denmark. If I hear "Breaker breaker" one more time…