
I'm assuming Jessica Biel also shit her pants while walking through LAX this weekend with no makeup on, considering how determined she is to ruin all my fantasy’s about her.

I'm assuming Jessica Biel also shit her pants while walking through LAX this weekend with no makeup on, considering how determined she is to ruin all my fantasy’s about her.
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Nothing a facial from my penis won't clean up.
April Fools isn't for another couple weeks man. That CANNOT be her.
WTF the is going on here? Are you trying to ruin my Kate B. high or what? This is devastating. Worse than the Mandy Moore airport fiasco. Are airports some sort of kryptonite for hotties now?
Someone should take a clue from Posh and never leave the house - esp. in an airport - without being fabulous….
etherdoo is gay
Thank god someone finally exposed this pig.. god i hate her.. she's totally fugly, a total cunt and i bet her upper lips smells like tuna…
I totally agree Ryche.
She could have a broken nose and no teeth and I'd still hit that shit like a home run in the 9th, if the body was in tact.
Thats the worst she could possibly look and still better than anyone any of you have ever punched
" i bet her upper lips smells like tuna…"
I actually hope so too, cause that would add to the possiblity of celebrity lesbian hotness, rather than a bunch of Rosie O's walking about with mullets and golf clubs.
Jeez, check out the leather jacket! It as though she found a time machine went back and mugged somebody on the set of the Thriller video!
Wow — She's totally hot in those pics.
Between the Liv Tyler, Mandy Moore and this, you really have some kinda rage against famous women. Have at them for insane behavior, but avoid the comments on looks, cause you just look sad.
Bren, I just don't know about you. The only g
auys that would think she's not hot are the sort for whom dating a girl is only a theoretical possibility. You can afford to be as picky as you want to be if you're never going to. It's all theory.The difference between how a woman looks with no make-up, after a long flight, vs. what she looks like professional make-up artists and photographers is the key factor. Even most models look overflowing doggie bags when caught unawares.
She looks like that after a long flight? Hell yeah, I'm all in. She is extremely hot.
I actually met Jessica Alba at LAX a couple of years ago and even she looked like hell run over. Girls just don't get glammed up for flying.
Didn't change the fact that I wanted to bang her harder than a cat flap in a hurricane - I'm just saying.
yipes. Her body is still slammin though. Can I say “slammin”? I’m Caucasian.
I have it on high authority she's a total dyke.
(my dick smells the lesbian on her)
What? No butt shot? Photog is a fag.
Second'd, Ryche. She doesn't even merit "butterface" consideration these days.
She's got a weird nose, but she still looks 10x better than most women without make-up.