03.17.2008 JESSICA BIEL IS A NATURAL BEAUTY

I'm assuming Jessica Biel also shit her pants while walking through LAX this weekend with no makeup on, considering how determined she is to ruin all my fantasy’s about her.


(55) Comments

  1. etherdoo 03/17/2008 12:41

    FIRST

  2. Scrubs 03/17/2008 12:43

    Nothing a facial from my penis won't clean up.

  3. dreamclaimer 03/17/2008 12:43

    April Fools isn't for another couple weeks man.  That CANNOT be her.

  4. coffeeman 03/17/2008 12:44

    WTF the is going on here?  Are you trying to ruin my Kate B. high or what?  This is devastating.  Worse than the Mandy Moore airport fiasco.  Are airports some sort of kryptonite for hotties now? 

    Someone should take a clue from Posh and never leave the house - esp. in an airport - without being fabulous….

  5. Siskel's Rotting Corpse 03/17/2008 12:44

    etherdoo is gay

  6. Ryche 03/17/2008 12:45

    Thank god someone finally exposed this pig.. god i hate her.. she's totally fugly, a total cunt and i bet her upper lips smells like tuna…

  7. displacedhybrid 03/17/2008 12:46

    I totally agree Ryche.

  8. Number Jonny 5 03/17/2008 12:46

    She could have a broken nose and no teeth and I'd still hit that shit like a home run in the 9th, if the body was in tact.

  9. Siskel's Rotting Corpse 03/17/2008 12:46

    Thats the worst she could possibly look and still better than anyone any of you have ever punched

  10. Number Jonny 5 03/17/2008 12:47

    " i bet her upper lips smells like tuna…"

    I actually hope so too, cause that would add to the possiblity of celebrity lesbian hotness, rather than a bunch of Rosie O's walking about with mullets and golf clubs.

  11. Bitch_Fight 03/17/2008 12:53

    Jeez, check out the leather jacket! It as though she found a time machine went back and mugged somebody on the set of the Thriller video!

  12. Angstone 03/17/2008 12:53

    Wow — She's totally hot in those pics. 

     Between the Liv Tyler, Mandy Moore and this, you really have some kinda rage against famous women.   Have at them for insane behavior, but avoid the comments on looks, cause you just look sad.

  13. frankXchange 03/17/2008 12:53

    Bren, I just don't know about you.  The only gauys that would think she's not hot are the sort for whom dating a girl is only a theoretical possibility.  You can afford to be as picky as you want to be if you're never going to.  It's all theory.

    The difference between how a woman looks with no make-up, after a long flight, vs. what she looks like professional make-up artists and photographers is the key factor.  Even most models look overflowing doggie bags when caught unawares.

    She looks like that after a long flight?  Hell yeah, I'm all in. She is extremely hot. 

  14. Ass Tagger 03/17/2008 12:54

    I actually met Jessica Alba at LAX a couple of years ago and even she looked like hell run over.  Girls just don't get glammed up for flying.

  15. Ass Tagger 03/17/2008 12:54

    Didn't change the fact that I wanted to bang her harder than a cat flap in a hurricane - I'm just saying.

  16. cheese 03/17/2008 12:55

    yipes. Her body is still slammin though. Can I say “slammin”? I’m Caucasian.

  17. tajmccall 03/17/2008 12:58

    I have it on high authority she's a total dyke.

     

    (my dick smells the lesbian on her) 

  18. Ed 03/17/2008 12:59

    What?  No butt shot?  Photog is a fag.

  19. TV's Frank 03/17/2008 13:00

    Second'd, Ryche. She doesn't even merit "butterface" consideration these days.

  20. Mark14 03/17/2008 13:00

    She's got a weird nose, but she still looks 10x better than most women without make-up.

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