03.05.2008 LUCY LIU JAMESON

I can't even begin to guess how the hell this happened.




(87) Comments

  1. Juan 03/05/2008 15:02

    All your base belong to us.

     

     

     

    OK, that made no sense.

     

  2. ben01 03/05/2008 15:02

    yuck

  3. pepper 03/05/2008 15:05

      Does Aids not kill anymore? 

  4. Ballsnyc 03/05/2008 15:05

    I think I am turning Japanese , I really think so!

  5. OuchGetOffMyHair 03/05/2008 15:07

    tee hee juan is old school…

  6. djtechsys 03/05/2008 15:07

    she went from being a porn star to a horror movie monster.

  7. usuckcrap 03/05/2008 15:08

    HOWDID MY FACE GET TURNED INTO SHIT?

     

    ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET NO DICKSUCKEE NO SHIRTEE 

  8. pepper 03/05/2008 15:09

    QUACK!

  9. Diremutt 03/05/2008 15:18

    I saw Pornocopia on HBO a few nights ago and they had a bunch of Jenna interviews on it, from like 2 years ago, when she was fucking hot, before whatever horrible fucking accident happened to her that the best they could do was make her look like this.

  10. Fuckface 03/05/2008 15:18

    I am ashamed that I used to masturbate to this trainwreck.

  11. Juan 03/05/2008 15:18

    Jenna, baby, hire a real cosmetic surgeon.  Smacking yourself repeatedly in the face with a ball-peen hammer (heh heh, he wrote "ball" and "peen") is going to give you mixed results at best. 

    This reminds me of the time I got my hair cut at the barber college and they handed me over to the "special needs" class to work on.

     

  12. Juan 03/05/2008 15:21

    Two last comments before I depart for the day.

    a) Jenna needs to get a new dress, one that isn't all frayed on the shoulder straps.  Hell, I've got wife-beater t-shirts from the '80s that are in better shape than that.

    b) Jenna and Amy Winehouse are apparently having a secret contest to determine who, indeed, is the scariest woman on earth.

     

  13. Stinky Pete 03/05/2008 15:21

    I think the flesh slipknot her surgeon installed on the back of her head her ponytail is too tight.

  14. Juan 03/05/2008 15:21

    Oh, one more thing.

    "All your base are belong to us."

    My bad.

     

  15. TW 03/05/2008 15:24

    Juan,

    "Mark your time. "

  16. TW 03/05/2008 15:25

    Doesn't she have stage 2 syphillis?

  17. Lightdragon 03/05/2008 15:26

    YO! people are trying to masturbate here. What are you putting that up for?

  18. Jesus H. Christ 03/05/2008 15:26

    I think she told the plastic surgeon, who I think is a Russian that works out of a van, "I wanna look just like the dragon on my neck".

  19. TW 03/05/2008 15:26

    That. my friends used to be the hottest woman on the planet a few years ago. I recall her and hot Britney running around together. WTF happened?! 

  20. kavinsky 03/05/2008 15:28

    WTF happend to her tits!!!

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