03.31.2008 MADONNA IS PRETTY LIKE A FLOWER

if you're a guy, and you think Madonna is attractive, congratulations.  You just came out of the closet.



(99) Comments

  1. garfep 03/31/2008 10:34

    Maybe she'll play Jason Statham and Guy's new flick.

  2. thunderbird_cafe 03/31/2008 10:34

    OH SNAP!

  3. garfep 03/31/2008 10:34

    in Guy's new flick*, not and.

  4. TW 03/31/2008 10:36

    Dolph Lundgren looks like he needs some anti-wrikle cream on his face.

  5. someoneluvsu 03/31/2008 10:36

    She's just like "flower" in Bambi

  6. ObiWanKeNoobie 03/31/2008 10:39

    garfep….since when do we worry about grammer in a site like this??? I mean really.

    But i digress, I heard madonna bought a strap on the other day to use it on her husband Guy "I definently do not wear the pants in the realtionship" Richie.

  7. BE Earl 03/31/2008 10:42

    Her body is starting to look frightingly like Willem Dafoe's.

     Unless you are into that kinda think.  I'm not judging.

  8. tangocash00001 03/31/2008 10:43

    next movie " Over the Top 2" with Frank Stallone

  9. pittisit 03/31/2008 10:48

    Madonna?  I thought that was Willem Defoe in "Platoon."

  10. Bruised&Spongey 03/31/2008 10:50

    BE Earl - I was just about to write the same thing: I think she decided that she wanted to look like him after they did Body of Evidence together. 

  11. Will 03/31/2008 10:53

    Eminem is looking pretty fit these days. 

  12. ElNino 03/31/2008 10:54

    She is like a very muscular grandmother

  13. Stinky 03/31/2008 10:56

    I'd suck those tits

  14. Nancy Reagan 03/31/2008 10:57

    I agree…I would suck those tits in a second.

  15. superfast 03/31/2008 10:58

    Do you think she's got Guy's dick wrapped up in that towel?

  16. Nancy Reagan 03/31/2008 10:58

    She is fucking ripped…I mean, call her ugly if you want, but she looks pretty good for being 84!! 

  17. cheese 03/31/2008 11:02

    Most women her age (and by most I mean all) look like they have a baby kangaroo in their gutt. Their arms are flabby and have only a small portion of the chin they once had.

    Take a look around. Madonna is elite for her age class. She can probably out fuck and outrun anyone you've had your cock in.

     

  18. Lightdragon 03/31/2008 11:02

    I know why she is ripped. All her male dancers are gay. so she developed an attraction for one. And decided to become a guy to land him.

  19. Juan 03/31/2008 11:03

    I've dated seen photos of transsexuals who are more attractive than this bloke international pop superstar-mom.

     

     

  20. Juan 03/31/2008 11:05

    I heard she chased down that wolf and ripped off his fur with her bare hands to make that coat.

     

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