03.21.2008 NICOLE KIDMANS STILL GOT IT

I know Nicole Kidman is pregnant, and she can't get her botox anymore, but that still doesn't explain … this.  She could maybe look worse if she had snakes for hair and spiders crawling out of her mouth, but that's really just a guess..  The way she looked watching her husband Keith Urban yesterday at the Blues and Roots Festival is the sort of thing you normally only see shuffling towards you in a haunted pyramid, just before I hit it with a flamethrower.  I'm brave!


(87) Comments

  1. Claudster 03/21/2008 10:17

    First!  I mean… ewwwww

  2. JewishSurfer 03/21/2008 10:18

    That's hot. I would hit that with a cricket bat or whatever else they use in Australialand.

  3. RonDogg 03/21/2008 10:23

    She's taking a dingo size crap… over 8.25 Courics worth..

  4. Mark14 03/21/2008 10:23

    Meh, I'd hit it.

     

     

    WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER. 

  5. Ass Tagger 03/21/2008 10:24

    Wow, she'd look great in a remake of Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'.

  6. biohazard1986 03/21/2008 10:27

    Wow…

    Wow………..

  7. Raine Driver 03/21/2008 10:28

    Dude, she's 40, and this is obviously a terrible angle. 

    All things considered, I don't think she looks that bad….

  8. Blatherskite 03/21/2008 10:28

    Damn, being preggo must suck!

  9. Blatherskite 03/21/2008 10:30

    ick'….I want to be "Far and Away" or with my "Eyes wide shut" lol

  10. Vlad 03/21/2008 10:31

    Her face probably wouldn't look so bad if it wasn't for her damn hair. Does being pregnant prevent you from using some goddamn hairspray?

  11. Blatherskite 03/21/2008 10:31

    Raine Driver:

    every angle on a preggo person is gonna to go like this: click, fat, click, fat, click, fat. 

  12. ham sandwich 03/21/2008 10:32

    Awesome! The Evil Dead Part 4! I hope Bruce Campbell is in this one too.

  13. Blatherskite 03/21/2008 10:33

    Vlad:

    Maybe she's just stressing that a dingo is going to eat her baby. 

  14. someoneluvsu 03/21/2008 10:35

    Batty McBat Bat

  15. Redswipe 03/21/2008 10:44

    I wouldn't touch that with yours….

     

    ….whoever you are

  16. EvilSlut 03/21/2008 11:00

    BOOM

  17. djtechsys 03/21/2008 11:11

    yikes!

  18. USA #1!!!! 03/21/2008 11:23

    Looks like she's going to Amy Winehouse Beauty School.

  19. Fuckface 03/21/2008 11:27

    Keith Urban's music is so lame he can't even keep his own wife entertained.

    Bitch looks like a Frankenstein that's been slapped with ugly.

  20. Jakey 03/21/2008 11:37

    I'm going to go with "picture taken mid-blink," but she still looks like she just ran all the way there.

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