NON-LINDSAY LINDSAY-BASED SHOW IS HERE

God only knows how or why, but the reality show starring Dina, Alli and Codi Lohan is set to air on E! this summer.  The premise of the show is that maybe one day Lindsay will show up unannounced while wearing something slutty.  "Oh please god call Lindsay", said one of the producers probably.  People magazine says:

Tentatively titled Living Lohan, E! (and) debuting this summer, the series will follow the Lohan matriarch as she juggles family life with business, attempting to launch 14-year-old daughter Ali’s entertainment career. Like her famous sister, Ali wants to sing and act – and plans to record songs at Las Vegas’ Palms Casino on the show.The program will also focus on Lindsay’s 11-year-old brother Cody and Michael, 20, who is in college.“The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today,” Lisa Berger of E! said in a statement. “This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.”

In defense of all the other moms who struggle to balance family life with business as well as Dina, keep in mind it's much easier if you do a horrible job and raise a bunch of fuckups.  If you don't actually do anything, parenting and a career is a snap.  Raising a daughter who sleeps around and is in an out of rehab and jail a half dozen times before the age of 21 isn't as hard as you may have thought.  "Let's not get all crazy about this" seems to be Dinas parenting motto.