In this video, which many historians are labeling as "The Coolest Fucking Thing I've Ever Saw", Nicole Kidman's bodyguards attacks a paparazzi who was following them as Nicole sits in the car. And I don't mean some half-assed Hollywood attack, I mean he literally dives through the open window and beats this guy as if he had 19 arms and feet. Feet trained in the art of kicking dudes asses. The paparazzi is French, as you tell by his queer accent and the way his defense is based around pleading for mercy and crying.
IMPORTANT - There's screaming and cursing in this, so be sure your speakers are low if you're at work. Also, at the very beginning it sounds as if you're about to hear I Wish by Skee-Lo, but unfortunately that's just not the case.
UNCOOL UPDATE - so i guess flynet took this down, but you can still see it here.
Haha that was awesome. I love it
Looooove it.
They called an ambulance for a fucking ice pack?
That was AWESOME!!!!! Maybe all bodyguards should start doing beat downs… http://www.finickycritic.com
Ulrichsberggemeinschaft!
It's about fucking time some Hollywood star starts using their "bodyguards" for what they are supposed to do. I see Kidman sitting in her car, Sunglasses on and slyly motioning to her bodyguard "Get them." After which I'm sure she turned on "Oooo Wah Hah Hah Hah!" on the radio and watched the beat down in all it's glory.
nicole batman is becoming a whore, also someone needs to tell the bodyguard that the glasses aren't cool, he isnt kevin costner.
Yay.
Considering the bullshit one-day prison sentences that Lindsay Lohan and Nichole Richie get, their bodyguards should get the same lenient treatment from judges.
Beating up on paparazzi is about as big a crime as beating on homeless people.
If I were famous, I'd kick his ass too - fuckin' photogs!
If were a judge I would find the body guard guilty and fine him $50. That would send the message to paparazzi that if they stalk these people and screw with their children the law is on their side.
Nicole Kidman has a trainer? Is she a tiger? I guess she kinda looks like one.
That papa-raza guy things he took a beating? He should see Nicole's snatch when I'm done with her.
(when I'm done BTKing her that is)
This is great! I just hope this doesn't turn out to be another Asshat Kutcher prank. Then again, his show sucks ass and this video is cool.
The bodyguard is an idiot. If this happened in the US, that pussy papparazzi could have shot that guy and claimed self-defense and would have had the video to prove it. Now THAT would have been funny!
Ahahaha…. This is the most satisfying audio I've heard all month.
He starts out "you want to mess with me, you mother fucker?" and ends by screaming like a little girl "you… you can't… you can't do this! Stooooooooooooop!"
Classic.
~Jack
Big deal, the french have a proud tradition of getting their asses kicked and calling others for help, then blaming the helper for all their problems. And they stink
photographers are pussies , and that bodyguard is so manly , I want him and all his meatiness!
In related news, Nicole Ritchie's bodyguard bought her more coke.
I wasn't even aware Nicole Kidman was still alive let alone still worthy of attention from the paparazzis. Go figure.
Wait a second! How many of you Durdenites would let some "security specialist' stick his head in your window and then you come out on the wrong side of the beat-down?
I'm just sayin'!!!