NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

In this video, which many historians are labeling as "The Coolest Fucking Thing I've Ever Saw", Nicole Kidman's bodyguards attacks a paparazzi who was following them as Nicole sits in the car. And I don't mean some half-assed Hollywood attack, I mean he literally dives through the open window and beats this guy as if he had 19 arms and feet. Feet trained in the art of kicking dudes asses.  The paparazzi is French, as you tell by his queer accent and the way his defense is based around pleading for mercy and crying.

IMPORTANT – There's screaming and cursing in this, so be sure your speakers are low if you're at work.  Also, at the very beginning it sounds as if you're about to hear I Wish by Skee-Lo, but unfortunately that's just not the case.

UNCOOL UPDATE – so i guess flynet took this down, but you can still see it here.