The reason Brett Michaels is on the VH1 show "Rock of Love" is because he was the lead singer for the 80's glam rock band Poison. No one ever cares about the drummer, so no one made him a show that lines up whores to bang, so in this case he raped someone in Mississippi. And this isn't really related, but remember that scene in "Evil Dead" where the girl gets raped by a tree. WTF was that all about. TMZ says…
(Rocket) was arrested on a rape warrant issued out of Mississippi as he arrived at LAX after getting off a flight from New Zealand, police said.
Rikki Rockett, 46, was arrested Monday at the airport and booked into the Los Angeles County Jail He was held on a strong-arm rape warrant stemming from Neshoba County, Mississippi, and appears to have been released from L.A. County custody, the Sheriff's Web site shows. His status today could not be confirmed.
Details about the warrant were not immediately available.
I think most people would agree that I'm the real victim here, because this forced me to try to find a picture of Rikki Rocket. I don’t have any of those, so please enjoy "Rape of the Sabine Women", by Schönfeld, which I prefer to the more popular version by Rubens. My zest for life continues to overcome!
What is it I'm sposed to say now?
C'mon - help me work out a "strong arm" -> "fist" joke?
You have a lot of charisma Sousbois
what's a rikki rocket?weren't the members of that group all gay?
Rape is over-rated….unless you're female.
What chick in Missouri is worth raping?
If VH1 turns into another MTV I swear I'll never watch it again.
P.s. - fuck MTV
Or Mississippi? Or Montana? Hmmm, how many fucking states begin with M, anyway? Don't confuse me.
Sousbois……
How about this…….."instead of the 'strong-arm'….use a limp wrist when it is time to fist."
Well…..I'm trying.
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now how am I supposed to enjoy the soulful drumming in Poison knowing its at the hands of a rapist? time to dig out some RATT cds.
Those Sabine women were Hot.
Fucking Jezebels.
wow, I never thought I would see classic art, The word "Rape" and a loser band from the 80's on this site in one post!
You can tell by the picture that Mr. Insensitive Writer is one cultur-ey bastard. *golf claps*
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who the fuck is this? some douche from an 80's band? im surprised any of them survived
I know a girl who gave the lead singer of Ratt head in a bus's bathroom. She's a dirty whore with gigantic tits and a fine ass.
…no, I never got with her. I just don't have any goddamn game.
"Rape of the Sabine Women",
Ah yeah, bring back the good old days!
When men were men and sheep were scared..
"Strong arm"? TMZ must be confusing this guy with the drummer from Def Leppard.
Or Wingy Manone. Only he wasn't a drummer.
Isn't there a hair band refugee camp somewhere out near El Cajon ? These fuckos should be tagged and tracked if VH1 can't find use for them.
46?
I'm with rv. I thought all of the maofuckers were dead.
pepper, there's more shepp than people in New Zealand so you're even more correct that you thought!