03.25.2008 THE BLUE DRAGON LATER DUMPED HER

Just to be clear, this stuffed dragon has now gotten more action off Jessica Simpson than you have. Probably because you’re so fat. 

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  1. Juan 03/25/2008 08:01

    Now she's gonna spread rumors about the Blue Dragon's "small male endowment."

     

  2. bryce 03/25/2008 08:01

    Who is it?

    Both of them.

  3. Juan 03/25/2008 08:02

    Do you think the Sex Crimes Unit gave her that stuffed toy and said "Daddy Joe touched you where?"

     

     

  4. bryce 03/25/2008 08:02

    Oh, Jessica Simpleton…

    Meh.

  5. Juan 03/25/2008 08:03

    The way I heard it, the Blue Dragon broke up with her.  He said "You know, I have cotton for brains and I'm still smarter than you."

     

  6. Juan 03/25/2008 08:04

    Tony Romo looks a lot smaller (and gayer, and bluer) without his football uniform.

  7. Doctress Leisa 03/25/2008 08:05

    Obviously taken just prior to the "magic fingers" option kicking in.

  8. yohnskull22 03/25/2008 08:06

    Banner pic - Is she changing her image by puffing on the magic dragon?  Daddy's gonna be pretty disappointed.

  9. Ballsnyc 03/25/2008 08:07

    she'll fuck up this relationship too

     

  10. Dirty Hairy 03/25/2008 08:07

    Jesus Christ! She has bigger fangs than the fucking dragon! Francis Dolarhyde would shit!

  11. Al Gore 03/25/2008 08:08

    Odd, i was always told you can chase the dragon but never catch it.

  12. yohnskull22 03/25/2008 08:09

    Pick 5.  "Shhh.  They'll hear us."

  13. yohnskull22 03/25/2008 08:11

    Funny, I never expected her to be good at carnival games.  Ring toss or water gun races I wonder?  Hmm.

  14. Juan 03/25/2008 08:14

    They'll break up as soon as the video of LiLo performing oral sex on the Blue Dragon hits the web.

     

  15. TW 03/25/2008 08:15

    Ironically, there is an anime show called Blue Dragon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Dragon) and two episodes are:

    "The Trump Card is Panties" ("Kirifuda wa Pantsu") and
    "Panty Heaven" ("Pantsu Tengoku").
    Hmmm…

    … but there's also "Shining Hippo"  ("Hikaru Kaba")

    Where am I going with this?  Who knows…

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  16. Doctress Leisa 03/25/2008 08:17

    Dragon: What the fuck?

    Jessica: But I love you, baby.

    Dragon: What the fuck?

    Jessica: Tony won't play with me anymore.

    Dragon: What the fuck?

    Jessica: I can take 4 fingers.

    Dragon: Turn off the camera! 

  17. ObiWanKeNoobie 03/25/2008 08:20

    10 bucks says she names the blue dragon John…..

  18. ObiWanKeNoobie 03/25/2008 08:20

    any takers?????

  19. dreamclaimer 03/25/2008 08:22

    Shouldn't that be:

    THE BLUE DRAGON LATER ***HUMPED*** HER? 

  20. Ballsnyc 03/25/2008 08:23

    four fingers what a pussy!

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