Just to be clear, this stuffed dragon has now gotten more action off Jessica Simpson than you have. Probably because you’re so fat.
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Now she's gonna spread rumors about the Blue Dragon's "small male endowment."
Who is it?
Both of them.
Do you think the Sex Crimes Unit gave her that stuffed toy and said "Daddy Joe touched you where?"
Oh, Jessica Simpleton…
Meh.
The way I heard it, the Blue Dragon broke up with her. He said "You know, I have cotton for brains and I'm still smarter than you."
Tony Romo looks a lot smaller (and gayer, and bluer) without his football uniform.
Obviously taken just prior to the "magic fingers" option kicking in.
Banner pic - Is she changing her image by puffing on the magic dragon? Daddy's gonna be pretty disappointed.
she'll fuck up this relationship too
Jesus Christ! She has bigger fangs than the fucking dragon! Francis Dolarhyde would shit!
Odd, i was always told you can chase the dragon but never catch it.
Pick 5. "Shhh. They'll hear us."
Funny, I never expected her to be good at carnival games. Ring toss or water gun races I wonder? Hmm.
They'll break up as soon as the video of LiLo performing oral sex on the Blue Dragon hits the web.
Ironically, there is an anime show called Blue Dragon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Dragon) and two episodes are:
"The Trump Card is Panties" ("Kirifuda wa Pantsu") and
"Panty Heaven" ("Pantsu Tengoku").
Hmmm…
… but there's also "Shining Hippo" ("Hikaru Kaba")
Where am I going with this? Who knows…
–
Dragon: What the fuck?
Jessica: But I love you, baby.
Dragon: What the fuck?
Jessica: Tony won't play with me anymore.
Dragon: What the fuck?
Jessica: I can take 4 fingers.
Dragon: Turn off the camera!
10 bucks says she names the blue dragon John…..
any takers?????
Shouldn't that be:
THE BLUE DRAGON LATER ***HUMPED*** HER?
four fingers what a pussy!