The Daily Mail says today that Nicole Kidman has gotten so much Botox lately that she now looks like a bat. It quotes a doctor who … wait, what? A bat? Really? WTF does that even mean?
"Nicole seems to get her Botox done two or three weeks before a big event so when she, for instance, goes up on stage to collect her Academy Award she looks frozen and strange," Dr Braun said.
"She looks like a bat with too much of a brow lift, the middle of the brow's been dropped, she's crying when she accepts her Oscar but nothing is moving.
"That's really doing nothing to help our job because we've got women coming to us saying that's what we don't want to look like."
"These people who have extraordinary amounts of money and fame are actually getting, in my opinion, poor medical advice."
For everyone who doesn’t live in a spooky gothic castle, the Mail thankfully includes a side by side picture of Nicole and a bat, just so you know what an insane comparison it truly is (not shown: a crime fighting silhouette flashed across the clouds, sending a chill into the hearts of evil men). The doctor might as well have said she looks like a fire-breathing crocodile. I don’t know what the fuck that means either but at least it would been a kick ass picture.
that is because she is batty Crazy!
You'd look like that too if people knew you married Tom Cruise
They mean she looks like an "old bat."
No, wait, that's Madonna.
Maybe they're saying she's so flat-chested that she looks like a cricket bat.
She looks like she just farted and is enjoying the smell.
That is HAWT! The thing on the left is OK too.
Don't listen to anything Dr. Braun says–look what he did to my fucking lip!
A bat? No way.
Sonic the Hedgehog, yeah, I can see the resemblance.
Or Spiny Norman.
Maybe it's a severe facial disfigurement (a la The Ring) from seeing Val Kilmer try and fit in the nipply Batsuit recently…..
i'd core her and the bat out.
Or maybe it's the I killed Heath Ledger look? What to soon?
What's the difference in the two pictures? One is a nocturnal bloodsucking creature with a bad temperament and the other is a bat
when she’s finished acting, she can work at any of the top chinese restaurants in LA
Hmmm, bats!
*said in an Adam West voice*
Jake, it's never too soon to make fun of the dead. Although for some reason people didn't seem to appreciate the fake nose, moustache and glasses I wore to my grandmother's funeral.
I'd give her my bat, then swing a baseball bat at Urban forehead
She does look like a bat, just a regular ol whore if you ask me, and most people do
In fairness, that's one sexy bat.
Is that the Democratic presidential nominees? When did this become a political forum?
Maybe I should ask Al Gore? Most people do.
Nicole Kidman is the only Tom Cruise woman who I would prefer not to bang.
Spiny Norman's nemisis nailed my head to a coffee table.