This past Saturday night, Paris Hilton was seen wandering around West Hollywood with someone who was reportedly a Buddhist munk and the new spiritual advisor to Paris. Over the weekend, the Daily News said this:
Paris Hilton has stepped out with the latest fashion must-have - her very own Buddhist monk, complete with flowing orange robes and a mane of grey hair.
Paris went for an understated look, with a demure white outfit as she browsed the shelves of the Bodhi Tree bookstore.
The hotel-heiress has been attempting change her party-girl image and it looks as if the ageing monk is giving her a helping hand.
Paris and her "guru" sat down to read a book called "The Path to the Painted Shaman" and the Hollwood celebrity appeared to be listening intently to what he had to say.
The monk also persuaded Paris to give away a piece of diamond jewelry as they wandered the streets together.
So you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.
His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean."
His IMDb page is here, his myspace here. Hats off to TMZ for uncovering this deception. It was almost the perfect crime. His likeness to a real Buddhist monk is uncanny, unless you were to look at him. Buddha himself would think it was real!
Orange is the new Black!
It's "monk", BTW.
Hey Bitch It worked for the Beatles , It will backfire for you!
Wouldn't it have just been cheaper to get a monkey?
Dare I say it, this actually makes Paris Hilton cooler in my mind.
It's a stunt for the new Mike Meyers movie.
Only funnier.
BTW, appearing in movies and TV shows does not mean you "starred" in them.
christ, if this chick is so desperate for attention, why doesn't she just have 3 guys dress up as priests and have them anally plow her on the NY subway…..
maybe not, both parties are used to that
Fuck, this proves the appocolypse will kill us al before my global warming will, this is shit, I was hoping really bank on this. I'm telling you, next its the locust, then the sky will turn red.
Looks the viral marketing campaign for Paris' new movie, The Shiny Monk and the Whiny Cunt, is underway.
I want him to be my friend on Myspace!
Dear Paris,
Helpful hint: "Rent-a-monk" is not synonymous with "Rent-some-dignity". Just thought we'd give you the heads up.
Love, The Human Race
This is the most awesome thing I've ever read, EVER. This is better than the first picture of Brit's vag.
..damn, she must of fallen out of the stupid tree and hit every branch down.
Well, if she wanted to pick someone that was very guru-like, she couldn't have done much better than to get the guy who played Jorge in Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood.
Didn't Andy Kaufman do this?
You know, I am going to hire fake jesus to follow me around, the real one doesnt talk very much anymore, just sort of hangs around, get it, hangs around, cause he was nailed to a cross, christ you people are soooo stoopid
I will keep it simple. Cunt!
IMDB:
I'm confused, which movie is she in? All of them?
Who's more desperate? Paris? Or Ben Affleck trying to squeeze his way into the background of the picture?