03.20.2008 WINONA WONT STOP STEALING

Six years ago, Winona Horowitz, better known as Winona Ryder, was arrested for shoplifting around 6000 dollars worth of clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.  She was convicted of grand theft and vandalism and sentenced to pay fines and three years of probation.  Oh, hey guess what…

The 36-year-old actress was spotted leaving a Hollywood store with make-up on her that she hadn't paid for, according to a US report.
(She) recently set off the security alarm at Hollywood CVC Pharmacy after making several purchases.
According to the National Enquirer, when she left the store, she set off an alarm that drew the attention of a security guard.
A store employee is quoted as saying: "Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store.
"When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for."
And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: "I don't know how that happened."
The store employee added: "We took unpaid items back and she left the store."

You know you have a problem when you're rich and stealing makeup from CVS.  What does Cover Girl eyeliner cost?  I think it's like a dollar, and it comes with a free dollar inside.  That crazy bitch will be stealing your morning paper next, or pointing behind you and then taking a bite out of your sandwich.  Then you'll say, "Winona, did you just take a bite of my sandwich?"  And she'll say, "ruuut?  Rut roo ru mean?"

(45) Comments

  1. bryce 03/20/2008 11:43

    She stole my heart… and my wallet.

    :-(

  2. bryce 03/20/2008 11:45

    In the banner pic she is thinking to herself:

    Don't look in my bag. Don't look in my bag. Don't look in my bag…

  3. nderiggi 03/20/2008 11:48

    I can think of something for her to smuggle…..

  4. crabby 03/20/2008 11:49

    If she were a black male stealing in an exclusive part of town, she would have some serious legal issues. Of course, a black male stealing cheap makeup already has some issues.

  5. tangocash00001 03/20/2008 11:51

    Papa always taught me to only steal if its worth the risk of getting caught.  Thanks to papa i did 8 years for grand theft auto. fuck you papa.

  6. Prince Albért 03/20/2008 11:51

    Crabby wins.

     

    She's a klepto. Thats a shame, but the REAL shame is theres no sex tape of HER. That I would watch. Maybe even twice. 

  7. tangocash00001 03/20/2008 11:55

    i have never heard of a black man stealing

  8. Slaappy 03/20/2008 11:56

    about 15 years ago, she stole my sperm. Now, not so much

  9. thedirtycajun 03/20/2008 11:57

    what is with the banner pic?  I thought Hillary Clinton was a blonde.

  10. Chris18 03/20/2008 12:02

    Winona Ryder? Goin' inside her.

  11. Al Gore 03/20/2008 12:15

    This is what Jews do people, they keep their money and take from others.  Didnt any of you read Mein Kempf? 

  12. EvilSlut 03/20/2008 12:25

    Bitch normally smuggles peanuts

  13. tangocash00001 03/20/2008 12:28

    Jews are the worst when it comes to stealing bagles….

  14. Nathan03 03/20/2008 12:28

    I've never thought that she's incredibly attractive or anything, but she's always had that crazy look in her eyes, like she would be an animal in the sack. Then she'd leave with your wallet.

  15. Al Gore 03/20/2008 12:36

    YOu know what the difference between and a Jew and a bagel is? 

     

    Bagels dont scream when you put them in ovens

  16. Nancy Reagan 03/20/2008 12:39

    This chick is so "delightfully unstable"…I want her.  There is always a party going on in her head and I want to get there through her asshole.

  17. yohnskull22 03/20/2008 12:40

    Looks like its time to break out the old "Free Wynona" T-shirt.

  18. tangocash00001 03/20/2008 12:41

    Al: do you know why hitler killed himself?

    he saw his gas bill

  19. toadcheese 03/20/2008 12:43

    She's morphing into Leona Helmsley. She used to be pretty hot when she was jailbait.

  20. yohnskull22 03/20/2008 12:43

    Chris 18 - Winona Horowitz? Stickin' it where she shits.

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