03.03.2008 WOOF

Instead of continuing to pay for Saturday Night Live, NBC should just get some sick puppies in a basket and film them as they die for 90 minutes,. There’s no way that could be any less funny than SNL. To make my point, they did some 10 minute skit this week that ended with an appearance by Hillary Clinton. How embarrassing, for everyone involved. Can't the President of the United States have some god damn dignity left by the time they're done running. Obama had to dance on Ellen the other day, which is probably even worse. Jesus, why not just put them in a diaper and have the audience throw tomatoes at them. 

(38) Comments

  1. Joe Blow 03/03/2008 09:26

    fist

  2. AlanEagle 03/03/2008 09:31

    fuck

  3. RKHessel 03/03/2008 09:34

    SNL is a roller coaster ride on TV.

    Give it about 8 to 10 years and it'll spring board back to the top of mediocrity. 

     

     

     I miss Garrett Morris… 

  4. frankXchange 03/03/2008 09:40

    I watched 3 minutes and 38 seconds, before I could bear the unprovoked slaughter of innocent brain cells no longer. 

    My kid's after-school programs are wittier than this.  Seriously, Quack from Big Wide World is edgy and dark by comparison. Impeccable timing too.  You don't think he'll go there, but he will.  Holds nothing back.

  5. drl453 03/03/2008 09:40

    SNL blows….so does Hillary.

  6. DB's Treasure 03/03/2008 09:41

    I'll be honest…

    …I laughed a few times during that skit. But B is right; this show is as funny as an 8 year old cancer patient. 

  7. docfester 03/03/2008 09:41

    SNL is still on?

  8. Pennsylvania's Finest 03/03/2008 09:45

    wow its hard to imagine the comical brilliance that has come from that show over the years and now it is down to this. perhaps they can let the writters go back on strike and bring in a few kids with downs syndrome to do next week’s skit. it would be funnier and you wouldn’t have to pay them….well maybe a pizza party on Wednesdays.

  9. Juan 03/03/2008 09:48

    Hillary is desperate, but she should have picked a show that has more than 47 viewers. 

    Like Oprah. Yeah, that's the ticket.

    Oh, wait, never mind. 

  10. Juan 03/03/2008 09:51

    Little known fact, Obama was formerly a bit actor on a TV show.

    I think it was

    a) Homeboys in Outer Space

    b) What's Happening Now and Later

    c) Sister, Sister

    d) The Man Show

    e) Spongebob Squarepants

    f) Let's All Get Along, with David Duke and Al Sharpton

     

  11. DB's Treasure 03/03/2008 09:52

    If Hillary gets elected as president I will drink myself to death.

  12. woodesh 03/03/2008 10:01

    if hilary gets elected as president i'll help you drink yourself to death.

  13. MG Admirer 03/03/2008 10:01

    We've seen the Russian Premier topless from the waist up, fishing.   Shouldn't we see all the US presidential candidates shirtless too so we can judge who would be the most appropriate leader?  I would prefer the choice of another leisure activity other than fishing this time, however.

  14. MG Admirer 03/03/2008 10:02

    BTW, I stopped watching SNL about 14 years ago when it ceased to be funny.  Do people really watch this show expecting to be entertained?

  15. Bigheinzer 03/03/2008 10:18

    i would rather watch all those idiots from jackass punch themselves in the balls for 90 minutes then watch Snl

  16. Chris18 03/03/2008 10:48

    I don't know what you people are on about, SNL has been about as funny recently as it ever has been. Everyone who laments the 70's program as if it was all that much more funny than any following cast neglect to account for the prodigious quantity of drugs they were on at the the time.

  17. gumby 03/03/2008 10:50

    SNL has its moments. Right, you have to channel surf and that's not only during commercials but Amy is extremely talented in a weird, sexy, middle-aged, warped sort of way and the other woman appears demented. So the women aren’t bad. The music is OK, although there’s too much country for urban New York.  They don’t use the black guy enough and when they do they often put him in a dress. Who do they think he is, a descendant of Milton Berle, who was never, ever funny.?  It needs some naturally funny people, instead of actors who try too hard in skits that go on too long. I’ll keep watching and waiting fr brilliance. What else is on at that time: Walker, Texas Ranger? Or a Chuck Norris exercise commercial. SNL wins that matchup.

  18. Pennsylvania's Finest 03/03/2008 10:56

    its also important to know the people that made SNL funny years back aren’t really that funny anymore either. I would rather give my nutsack paper cuts and pour lemon juice on them than watch ” norbit” or “daddy daycare”

  19. TW 03/03/2008 10:59

    SNL is like Jon Stewart. Funy occasionally. That is all.

  20. iamjacksdick 03/03/2008 10:59

    Hillary doesn't blow.  Why do you think Bill had to get Monica to suck it?

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