04.25.2008 AMY WINEHOUSE IS UNDER ARREST

Amy Winehouse was arrested today on suspicion of assault after she allegedly punched one man in the face and headbutted another Wednesday night.  She spoke to police around 2pm and agreed to turn herself in, but this is Amy Winehouse, so she then instead went to a bar, had her hair done, and went to McDonalds with her godchild.  She eventually met with police at around 5:30, and was promptly arrested.  The Sun UK…

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said: “A 24-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of assault after attending a central London police station by appointment. She is currently in custody.”
Earlier a spokesman for the singer said she would be attending the police station voluntarily by appointment with the police.

If London is anything like LA she’ll be out by the time you read this, and in fact the cops will have to wash her car or made her breakfast in bed or something as an apology, but they should lock her ass up.  Just look at her.  She’s guilty of something.  I don’t know what but something.  Innocent people look like Dr. Drew.  Amy Winehouse has done something, and it was bad.  They should arrest her just for those shorts. 


(50) Comments

  1. thunderbird_cafe 04/25/2008 13:28

    Oh Snap!  First!

  2. thunderbird_cafe 04/25/2008 13:30

    Oh Snap! Second!

  3. Ballsnyc 04/25/2008 13:31

    she drives?

     

     

     

    Yeah she drives me crazy! 

  4. pepper 04/25/2008 13:31

    I want to buy  this bitch a new pair of shoes.

     

  5. Avatar 04/25/2008 13:33

    I want her dead! I want her family dead! I want her house burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on her ashes! God!!! I'm so tired of this millionaire buckteethed wraith.

  6. mobywan 04/25/2008 13:36

    I think she does drugs.

     

  7. Avatar 04/25/2008 13:37

    Wait. My bad. I actually like that shot of her with the fries. It all makes sense suddenly.

  8. Angry WASP 04/25/2008 13:40

    O/D pending

  9. mephistopheles jefferson 04/25/2008 13:43

    My friends and I call girls who were sexually abused as children and now are severe whores because of it 'Doctor Drews', for the eerily easy ability he had in spotting them out.

    **Dramatization**

    Caller: "My boyfriend is great, but I can't help fucking his roommate, his best friend, and sometimes the dog.  What should I do?"

    Dr. Drew: "Hmmm.  Were you sexually abused?"

    Caller: [Pause] "Yes."

     

    It happened at least once a show.  I would know like to spread this virally.  I think I'm going to make it an entry in the Urban Dictionary.  Use it once a day to help! 

  10. mephistopheles jefferson 04/25/2008 13:44

    Boy, that Amy Winehouse is one big Dr. Drew.

  11. Chris19 04/25/2008 13:44

    What do you suppose was the average draft position for Amy Whinehorse in dead pools? I'm guessing top five. She was #1 on my draft board.

  12. gotdang 04/25/2008 13:44

    Got her hair done?  Really?  Perhaps the same person 'did her nails'.

  13. smooth0707 04/25/2008 13:45

    those teeth! omg those fucking teeth

  14. Rosy Glow 04/25/2008 13:46

    Ha! Photo 2 - Two straws. One for her Coke, and one for her…well, coke.

  15. moni1024 04/25/2008 13:48

    I am terrified by that picture.  Is that a hobgoblin or something?

  16. gotdang 04/25/2008 13:48

    I look like Pic 2 when I put fries in my nostrils.  My nephew thinks that's really funny.

  17. Doctress Leisa 04/25/2008 14:11

    Leave her alone! She looks great for a 50 year old trannie.

  18. Habitual Line Stepper 04/25/2008 14:29

    * ".. The Power Of Christ Compels You … The Power Of Christ Compels You … "

     * repeat as necessary while applying ample portions of Holy Water

  19. yohnskull22 04/25/2008 14:35

    I'd say her happy face has something to do with the Golden Arches. Cause in the other set of pictures NOT at McDonalds, she's unhappy.

    Gotta give her this though, she or her handlers realized she needs a driver which is more than we could say for Britney or LiLo.  Good for them on at least that one count.

  20. Evil Malcom Norris 04/25/2008 14:37

    Ahhh…Peggy! I am blind.

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