The Sun UK says that Amy Winehouse may be arrested after allegedly attacking two men while out on a “wild drug-fuelled bender”. The paper says…
The junkie singer, 24, is to be quizzed by police after claims she HEADBUTTED a Good Samaritan who hailed her a cab outside a bar.
Rehab star Amy, said to have PUNCHED a second victim in the face, sank to a horrific new low while high on Class A drugs.
Onlookers told how the married singer also SNOGGED a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks.
She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home.
An onlooker said: “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”
The Sun did not go on to say, "Army snipers emptied round after round into Winehouse but our Earth weapons were useless against her powers. One source grimly noted, 'she’s seemingly immortal. May god have mercy on us all.' "
cant possibly be true! not her
"I AM A LEGEND!"
like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and LiLo's virginity.
Just frickin' die already….jeez…
The Sun had that article? I'm shocked, I thought they usually stayed away from celebrity scandal stories.
Is she ever not on a "bender"? Replace “wild drug-fuelled bender” with any day of the week and that sentence is still accurate.
I am so legend.
Again, I can't believe someone is actually banging that…
What does Snogged mean?
I'd rather be the guy that got headbutted, or the guy that got punched than the guy that she 'snogged'. Crazy Brits.
That doesnt even sound like something this nice decent girll would do - Wait what this is not
Milley CirrussVanessa HodgessEmma Watsonok i give up nobody left in the dugout and nothing brewing in the minor leagues eitherTrust me Snogged means the same thing as Dirty Sanchez
PS - snogged means french kissed. Yes, I'd rather be punched or headbutted by her too.
Cant we just punch and headbutt her?
One source grimly noted, 'she’s seemingly immortal.
Yes, only the good die young. She must be immortal.
This is definately better than the blonde who didn't screw anyone on a tape that isn't on the internet.
What, did that article say Amy Winehouse is the new spokesmodel for Snorg Tees?
Oh, SNOGGED, I get it (not really).
I have ambivalent feelings about AW. I do like assertive women. However, I don't like ugly, drug addicts with tattoos. So, "Pros" +1, "Cons" -574,000.
She's officially off my "to do" list. But that's OK, Kelly Clarkson counts twice.
"Amy Winehouse Ringtones" for sale (see the little ad).
You can choose from:
a) FOOK YOU!
b) I AM A LEGEND!
c) I WANT TO TAKE DRUGS!
d) BLAARRGGGHHH <vomit sound>
She's going to be a legend in a coffin if she keeps this shit up.
Which actually begs the question if she has already died and raised herself from the dead. From the picture I see above, I say, Yes.
Is there a death pool for this cranked out egotistical whore? Because I say, Dec, 24, 2008.
Merry Christmas!
She tattoed a teardrop on her face? From Wikipedia:
Often, it signifies that an individual has killed another person, particularly while in prison; at other times, it means that a family member, friend, or fellow gang member has died or been killed. These meanings can be combined to mean that the person has killed to avenge a dead comrade
So who is the dead comrade? Her virgin bloodstream? Our innocence?
she'd like 19lbs with a 5lb wig. i'm sure no one really got hurt with a headbutt or a punch. snogging, however? she shocked punters with that one.
Juan you forgot
e) The sound of Herion being sizzled on a spoon.
f) The sound of one of her sores. "pop"