ASHLEE AND PETE HAVE BEEN ROBBED

This has disaster written all over it, but monkeys stole designer clothes from Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz as they were vacationing in Costa Rica last week.  Contact Music says…

Simpson explains, "We'd go to sleep and we'd wake up, and the maid wasn't even here, but sunglasses, my Sony, my favorite Wireseal hat, all this stuff, my favorite make-up bag (was gone). We were like, 'Where is everything?' We asked the hotel and they said that the monkeys like shiny things.  That monkey has some serious designer clothes."

Gee, after reading that last line, I wonder if the comment section will be filled with the most awful racist jokes ever.  Yeah.  Yeah thats what I figured.