This has disaster written all over it, but monkeys stole designer clothes from Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz as they were vacationing in Costa Rica last week. Contact Music says…
Simpson explains, "We'd go to sleep and we'd wake up, and the maid wasn't even here, but sunglasses, my Sony, my favorite Wireseal hat, all this stuff, my favorite make-up bag (was gone). We were like, 'Where is everything?' We asked the hotel and they said that the monkeys like shiny things. That monkey has some serious designer clothes."
Gee, after reading that last line, I wonder if the comment section will be filled with the most awful racist jokes ever. Yeah. Yeah thats what I figured.
Monkeys, Canadians, Germans, Clicks…. whatever you wanna call them.
"(…) my favorite make-up bag (was gone) (…)". Wow. What a line. Those monkeys should have used napalm on those two.
So monkeys stole stuff from monkeys. Remember people–these particular monkeys are breeding. Soon, we'll have little Velociraptor Sunflower Wentz to contend with.
Monkeys are also 97% of the "fans" of Ashlee and Pete's "music."
Should be easy to find the robbers not many emo guys in Costa Rica
But the question begs to be asked – Why would you bother robbing from them? If anything throw them a few bucks they are going to need it once there career is over in say the next minute or so.
Those designer clothes were probably sewn in sweatshops by 8 year old girls not far from the resort where Ashlee and Pete were bumping uglies.*
*and I do mean uglies.
Never trust a monkey!
thats funny. last time i was in New York some "monkeys" robbed me at gunpoint. i am not sure what kind of "monkeys" they were but they smelled like weed and spoke with a Jamaican accent.
Gee, after reading that last line, I wonder if the comment section will be filled with the most awful racist jokes ever.
I've got nothing…like usual.
Actually, I prefer Puerto Ricans to Pete and Ashlee.
With such musical talent do you think they will produce a the greatest lip syncher of all time?
Police originally announced that they had arrested one of the culprits, a monkey carrying a Prada bag.
Then they realized it was Jennifer Lopez and they had to release her.
BTW: what kind of hotel room has holes so big in the walls/roof that fuckin monkeys can run around stealing shit?
Yeah, those "monkeys" also like diddling little girls. I know what time it is.
Oh, MONKEY'S, I thought it said DONKEY'S.
It was a monkey that stole my innocence.
What will Pete do with out his make-up?
Fuckin mooks. It's the hotel's fault for hiring them. Sonsofbitches.
doin' the monkey pop! all day.
Police originally announced that they had arrested one of the culprits, a monkey carrying a Prada bag.
Then they realized it was Jennifer Lopez and they had to release her.
Winner!