ASHLEE AND PETE HAVE BEEN ROBBED

By brendon April 25, 2008 @ 8:26 AM

This has disaster written all over it, but monkeys stole designer clothes from Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz as they were vacationing in Costa Rica last week.  Contact Music says…

Simpson explains, "We'd go to sleep and we'd wake up, and the maid wasn't even here, but sunglasses, my Sony, my favorite Wireseal hat, all this stuff, my favorite make-up bag (was gone). We were like, 'Where is everything?' We asked the hotel and they said that the monkeys like shiny things.  That monkey has some serious designer clothes."

Gee, after reading that last line, I wonder if the comment section will be filled with the most awful racist jokes ever.  Yeah.  Yeah thats what I figured.



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(79) Comments

  1. avatar
    swampass 04/25/2008 08:45

    Monkeys, Canadians, Germans, Clicks…. whatever you wanna call them.

  2. avatar
    Avatar 04/25/2008 08:47

    "(…) my favorite make-up bag (was gone) (…)". Wow. What a line. Those monkeys should have used napalm on those two.

  3. avatar
    Doctress Leisa 04/25/2008 08:48

    So monkeys stole stuff from monkeys. Remember people–these particular monkeys are breeding. Soon, we'll have little Velociraptor Sunflower Wentz to contend with.

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    Juan 04/25/2008 08:49

    Monkeys are also 97% of the "fans" of Ashlee and Pete's "music."

     

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    Jake 04/25/2008 08:49

    Should be easy to find the robbers not many emo guys in Costa Rica

     

    But the question begs to be asked – Why would you bother robbing from them?  If anything throw them a few bucks they are going to need it once there career is over in say the next minute or so.

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    Juan 04/25/2008 08:50

    Those designer clothes were probably sewn in sweatshops by 8 year old girls not far from the resort where Ashlee and Pete were bumping uglies.*

    *and I do mean uglies.

     

  7. avatar
    Jake 04/25/2008 08:50

    Never trust a monkey!

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    tangocash00001 04/25/2008 08:51

    thats funny. last time i was in New York some "monkeys" robbed me at gunpoint.  i am not sure what kind of "monkeys" they were but they smelled like weed and spoke with a Jamaican accent. 

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    Slack Jawed2 04/25/2008 08:51

    Gee, after reading that last line, I wonder if the comment section will be filled with the most awful racist jokes ever.

    I've got nothing…like usual. 

  10. avatar
    Burnsy 04/25/2008 08:51

    Actually, I prefer Puerto Ricans to Pete and Ashlee.

  11. avatar
    Jake 04/25/2008 08:52

    With such musical talent do you think they will produce a the greatest lip syncher of all time?

  12. avatar
    Juan 04/25/2008 08:52

    Police originally announced that they had arrested one of the culprits, a monkey carrying a Prada bag.

    Then they realized it was Jennifer Lopez and they had to release her. 

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    tangocash00001 04/25/2008 08:55

    BTW: what kind of hotel room has holes so big in the walls/roof that fuckin monkeys can run around stealing shit? 

  14. avatar
    Frank Castle 04/25/2008 08:55

    Yeah, those "monkeys" also like diddling little girls. I know what time it is.

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    sean p 04/25/2008 08:55

    Oh,  MONKEY'S, I thought it said DONKEY'S.

  16. avatar
    Dowdy Hoody 04/25/2008 08:56

     

    It was a monkey that stole my innocence.

  17. avatar
    pepper 04/25/2008 08:57

    What will Pete do with out his make-up?

  18. avatar
    Mongro Jackson 04/25/2008 08:58

    Fuckin mooks.  It's the hotel's fault for hiring them.  Sonsofbitches.

  19. avatar
    gangreen 04/25/2008 08:58

    doin' the monkey pop! all day. 

  20. avatar
    Aesc 04/25/2008 09:01

    Police originally announced that they had arrested one of the culprits, a monkey carrying a Prada bag.

    Then they realized it was Jennifer Lopez and they had to release her.

    Winner! 

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