04.23.2008 AVERT YOUR EYES - TYLER EXCLUSIVE

There was a big catfight last night on the Bravo show "Real Housewives of New York City", when housewife Ramona Singer stomped her pampered little feet and walked off during a discussion of nude pictures of fellow housewife Alex McCord.  Splash News says…

Single housewife Bethenny Frankel was left to explain: "She doesn't want to be associated with nude photos. "She thinks it's inappropriate for the Real Housewives of New York City to be posing in photos." McCord then explained the pictures as Singer waited outside the studio. "I think that in this day and age there are millions of people who have nude photos of themselves."

McCord says she did nude pictures to show off her body after having a kid but she denies ever having shown her vag.  Tragically, that’s not the case, and if you hate yourself, you can see it for yourself in the pics below.  There’s like a hundred more of these over on Splash News Online.  Not only does she show that moose knuckle of hers, she practically punches the camera with it.  It's gross.  And it's all puffy, like she set off fireworks inside of it.  Pervert.  And if you turn your head to the side and look at it, it sorta looks like a monkeys mouth.  I don't know why you would do that, but there it is.  Her husband is one lucky fella. 


(101) Comments

  1. chefmagnum 04/23/2008 15:01

    wow. those nips are like pencil erasers. niiiicccccce……

  2. Ballsnyc 04/23/2008 15:03

    Mommy, your vagina looks like mine 

  3. PatheticNewGuy 04/23/2008 15:03

    The definition of not safe for work

  4. Jules Winfield 04/23/2008 15:04

    Not pencil erasers, more like radio knobs.  She always has a place to stow her key ring.

  5. djtechsys 04/23/2008 15:04

    Brend*n said: "And if you turn your head to the side and look at it, it sorta looks like a monkeys mouth."

    definitely one of the best lines in a long time

  6. Cantfeelmyface 04/23/2008 15:06

    Deathly vibe..

  7. Miggs 04/23/2008 15:08

    Where is he hiding his penis?

  8. Miggs 04/23/2008 15:11

    Those are Patricia Reagan nipples.

  9. Doctress Leisa 04/23/2008 15:16

    Jesus, her labia are so big that if her clit were a tongue her cunt could speak.

  10. Rosy Glow 04/23/2008 15:17

    aaaahhhh!!! trying the averting eyes thing…but to where???

  11. MG Admirer 04/23/2008 15:17

    Kim Basinger was always the gold standard for nipples.   These are a very close second.

  12. thegrimmling 04/23/2008 15:18

    Brandon, drop the priority of these pics, they are what is called a "Frankenstein" job.There is atleast parts to 3 different pictures in the full nude. Below the breasts and around the edge there is a blurring of the skin with a rough line of transition. Not to mention why is the lowerhalf refracting images when the rest is not?

     

    I know we assume they will "touch-up" the image of her, but there are parts of atleast 3 different pictures and even the possibility the bottom half is not her.

  13. Kilar 04/23/2008 15:20

    How am I supposed to jack off to a pasty white, past-her-used-by-date skank like that. It may be exclusive, but not in my pants.

  14. katymay 04/23/2008 15:21

    i watched that show once. this chick is nuttier than a shithouse rat

  15. Jayms 04/23/2008 15:23

    Who??

  16. thegrimmling 04/23/2008 15:24

    hey, I made a googlepage with 2 different people examining the picture (one of them a an art student getting their masters working with pictures) and here is our results…

     

    http://thegrimmling.googlepages.com/notreal 

  17. BigSpark 04/23/2008 15:26

    I'd hammer that like John Henry.

  18. Avatar 04/23/2008 15:30

    this is not photoshoped at all. i conducted the penis ablation myself.

  19. Laudnum Lily 04/23/2008 15:30

    she has two ingrown dicks on her chest

  20. docfester 04/23/2008 15:32

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Avert your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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