Back in February, Barron Hilton - the younger brother of Paris and Nikki – was arrested for DUI. His BAL was .14, almost twice the legal limit. Actually, since Barron is 18, and 21 is the legal drinking age, even a .01 BAL is illegal. He also had a fake ID and ran over an attendant at a Malibu gas station. But since all of this happened in California, he will of course do no jail time. People magazine says…
Barron pleaded no contest to driving under the influence Wednesday and was sentenced by a Malibu court to three years probation and was ordered to visit a morgue.
Barron, 18, also pleaded no contest to having a fake ID. A second DUI count and a charge of being an unlicensed driver were dropped, the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office confirms.
Barron was also sentenced to two alcohol education classes and had his license suspended for a year. He's due back in court on June 4 for a restitution hearing for the gas station employee's car he allegedly hit.
Let news of this judgment spread across the land. Drunk drivers of California, you have been warned. If you drive drunk, and almost kill countless others, you WILL go to a class and be inconvenienced for two, maybe even three hours. Also, you will take a field trip to the morgue. Mrs Dennison’s fourth grade class will also be there, and they will remember it as "totally boss and cool", but you will be forever haunted by your memories of the place where the Coke machine took your dollar.
In other news, I got wasted last night and stuck my neighbors toothbrush up my ass and swapped my innards while he was gone to the dollar movie. He will find out. When I fucking want him to.
Carry On.
The word is a safer place!
swabbed my innards. swapping would be okay….if the pope wanted to.
leftnutofjesus swaps innards with the pope. women flooded the streets with yeast. baked bread for sale. with pecans. and without.
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Who the fuck is this douche, and for what small denomination of money would Paris smother him for stealing any of her shine?
Anthony Michael Hall is just as ugly today as when he did Pretty in Pink…
So, EVERY Hilton kid is a cock-eyed ugmo? Are we sure there isn't some cousin sex in this gene pool?
dude don't even go there. it is way more than a class or two. maybe not for this little rich boy, but for any other first time offender you have to go to at least 30 classes, and 30 fucking AA meetings. until you have suffered through the cult that is AA trying to convert you scientology-style, don't judge. If you are in your 20's and party, chances are you have driven drunk at least once. I'm not saying it's ok, but this shit could seriously happen to anybody.
I can't stress enough that AA meetings may be actually worse than jail.
Where's the video of him sucking off his boyfriend and taking a trip up the ol' dirt road?
Oops….sorry….wrong Hilton.
Shireen
I drive drunk 4 times a week.
I used to go to AA ……….. For the cookies andfree coffee!
What is your point?
Who the fuck is this?
ordered to visit a morgue
In other words, he has to be in the room while his sister Paris has sex.
Maybe the trip to the morgue is intended to be his last.
Maybe that would be a good idea for the judge to think of next time.
… the place where the Coke machine took your dollar. LOL.
So I'm off to do some blow, beat up my wife, crash my car into someone else's yard and then pay a $100 fine. My name? Alan Lohan.
Whoa dude. News fucking flash…. another douchbag with the last name of Hilton gets off with a light sentence for breaking the law. I think douchebaggery is in the Hilton genes.
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I like this kid's style.
It's getting to the post where "celebrities" are going to stop being assigned community service - for crimes that would put the rest of us shlubs in the hoosgow for a long time - and start being given money for every law they break. Either that, or they will be sentenced to 100 hours of having to screw hookers…
If you look over his right eye, you can faintly see the scar from the coat hanger used during Kathy Hilton's botched abortion.
I would just like to point out that Marion Jones LIED about doing something that affected no one else really (they're in track and field - it's not like they missed out on a $50 million contract or somethin) and is in jail as we speak.
Can WWTDD start a petition to spay and neuter the Hiltons? Please?
I had a DUI and I am bathed in remorse for my vile and irresponsible actions. I like the AA, I subscribe to them, and they give me a jump start on cold mornings in my mini.
I got news for you guys, the rich and the white don't get jail time in any state, not just California.