And of course, Britney Spears was involved in a minor traffic accident Saturday night, while driving between 10 and 15 miles per hour on the 405. TMZ says she may have been putting her makeup on at the time of the crash, but no injuries were reported, no citations were given, and Britney passed her field sobriety test with no problems. Oh, I know, what an amazing story. They should turn this epic tale into a full length feature film. Us magazine says…
The two-car accident occurred about 8:20 p.m. on the northbound 405 at the 101 freeway…
"Spears was driving a white Mercedes on the 101 Freeway, when she struck the rear of a Nissan that was in front of her," Officer Kimball said. "Britney's car collided into the rear of a Nissan, which in turn hit another car."
There was no damage done so no tickets were issued, but they should still take Britney’s license because if she can't drive 10 miles an hour in a straight line, asking her to drive 70 down PCH would be like asking her to fly a burning jet filled with snakes. You could ask her to drive a box made of wood with no moving parts and she would still end up trapped underneath it and soaking wet somehow and she’ll be choking on the rope even though you’re pretty sure there was no rope in there.
Now THIS is where I just feel sorry for her.
Busted! Wasn't it just last week that there was a story about Britney's dad only allowing her to drive around their gated community?
As soon as she gets on the open road, kaboom!
she should get the MENSA member Pam Anderson to be her Chauffeur!
See, the problem is that her big thick legs are so powerful that she simply stomped on the gas too hard. She doesn't know her own strength.
It's like a Clydesdale trying to tap-dance.
Lame. Where's the entertaining Britney that shows her immaculate flesh lettuce?
"Britney passed her field sobriety test with no problems."
I am assuming this was a Breathalyzer test, not one of those tough tests like "recite the alphabet," because Britney would probably have failed that one.
The driver in front of her should take some of the blame for eating a sandwich while driving. She was powerless against its attraction.
Better to get into a car wreck than miss the 101 and end up in the valley, eh Brit Brit ? That's my girl.
Considering this is California, it's amazing they didn't give her a fucking medal for "causing no damage."
Ok - when a car hits a car and that one hits ANOTHER car, it changes from a two car accident to a three car accident.
Does everyone in California understand how that works? You got it?
This story seems like a bit of nitpicking.
I mean c'mon, this is the girl that was once among the most famous and successful entertainers in America. Then she married a wigger, had a couple kids, divorced, lost the kids only because she basically ignored them, gained a bunch of weight, shaved her head, attacked paparazzi with a freaking umbrella… let's see… went in to model clothes only to then steal them, banged a bunch of paparazzi dudes, switched clothes with random chicks, flagrantly stuck her tongue out at the law by ignoring court dates and driving right through red lights… shit I know I've only scratched the surface here.
Now we get stories of a 10mph accident? WTF Brit? I know it was heavy traffic but I bet you could have easily gotten up to 40 before you nailed that guy. Hell you're driving a high end Mercedes, I'll bet you could have hit 70 if you tried, you fucking slacker!
Hello? Driver…
get her a driver dad. film it. we can sell that shit and call it"driving miss fat and lazy"
Am I wrong in thinking that if she hit a car, which then hit another car, isn't that a 3 car accident??
If anyone needs a Sperm Germ it is this drag on society, yea 2008
Moand T - Am I wrong in thinking that if she hit a car, which then hit another car, isn't that a 3 car accident??
You're right, but you would have known you were right without having to post by simply reading my post just three above yours.
The point is to make original comments not to use other people's. Keep trying and you'll figure out how this works.
It wasn't up there when I posted. I don't know why my post took so long to go through. I will give you credit for the comment. I will not give you credit for the balding old man look, though. That is not original.
At least Britney is gaining patience. It takes patience to drive at only 10mph to hit something.
You go girl!
Ride Lo
I'll take credit for the nicely bronzed, balding 37 y/o man on top of a volcanic mountain in the middle of a remote coral atoll in the South Pacific Ocean on a two week dream-come-true honeymoon. Yeah, I'll take that.
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Do you need help on how to complete your original look???
May I suggest she be sealed in a bubble for everyone's protection.
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