This video shows Britney Spears just after her accident Saturday night on the 405. On it, you can see Brit climb out of the drivers seat and into the passenger seat before the police arrive, leading some to wonder if she hoped to claim she wasn’t the one driving. Although if this is any indication, she should have just claimed the paparazzi caused the crash. Cameras are flashing like someone just pulled back the curtain on King Kong. Get her some glo sticks and techno and she would have started dancing.
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You know what would have been even better? If she had tried to pull this off and she was the only one in the car.
Damn you, Doctress. Damn you to hell!
I was typing that as yours came thru.
That's a lot of flashing. I "almost" feel bad for her…
With apologies to Hannah Arendt, if the Nazis represented "the banality of evil" then truly Britney represents "the banality of stupidity"…
It is a Mercedes Officer, It drives itself!
Of course wearing your sunglasses at night while driving couldnt have been a factor could it? I hope this is the beginning of Britney the Trainwreck 2.0!!
chinese fire drill, my ass.
we at thegreylist.com think she's full of it. PSYCHO.
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"because life isn't just black and white"
“Get her some glo sticks and techno and she would have started dancing.”
If by “dancing” you mean shuffling from one foot to the other in ways that make her gut jiggle like Rosie O’Donnell’s meat beard.
This accident would have been more interesting if it involved Britney's head separating from her body at some point.
I heard Bob Dylan was getting back together….
Vinn-E, Britney was just driving along, singing this song:
I said: I wear my sunglasses at night.
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I said to you now: I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I cry to you: I wear my sunglasses at night. I wear my sunglasses at night
^ second verse:
I wear my sunglasses at night
OH MY GOD I CANT SEE, THERES ANOTHER CAR!!!
<crash, tinkle>
what planet is this?
Really, the Britney stories stopped being interesting when
a) underwear returned
b) Adnan and Sam vanished
I don't know why she bothers trying to hide it. It's not like the cops will do anything to her anyhow. Maybe a stern warning.
What was she thinking… "Ima invizable evraybody"
Thankfully Britney decided not to flash back at them.
Variation on a theme #4:
All right, we couldn't stop the virile manliness that is K-fed, but could someone please kidnap those adorable little boys of hers and raise them in a way that would maximize the few brain cells bequeathed to them during conception? Maybe proper nurturing can win out over inbred nature in the little guys.
Nota bene: "virile manliness" referring only to proliferation of little spermies.
At this point, the only reason why she's THIS famous is because everybody's waiting for her to explode like a time bomb. She stopped touring YEARS ago. Had she just faded away without her 7,000 manic episodes, people would have all but forgotten her by now.