04.30.2008 BRITNEY IS DOING GREAT

Britney Spears walked out of the locker room yesterday at a Bally Fitness Center in LA to get some water while wearing nothing but a towel.  Because, you know, why wouldn't she.  Hopefully she got the attention she so craves.  If not, maybe she could replace her hands with hooks.  No one has done that yet.  People will be sure to notice that.  And comment on it! 

(45) Comments

  1. Juan 04/30/2008 06:04

    I'm surprised the towel didn't "accidentally" slip.

    That bald guy in the background is saying, "You know, she used to have my haircut."

     

  2. Juan 04/30/2008 06:11

    What? Everybody's still asleep?

     

  3. LoRider 04/30/2008 06:12

    Anyone else wanna roll a fatty about now?

    DB27

  4. Juan 04/30/2008 06:13

    Where are those "sharking" dudes when you need them?

    Make that:

    Where are those great white sharks that eat people when you need them?

  5. elbowsandmich 04/30/2008 06:13

    What a sad life that girl has. She has the world by the proverbial balls and let it slip through her chubby cake filled hands. 

  6. Terd Ferguson 04/30/2008 06:16

    That is a pretty big fucking towel.  The fact that it looks oversized around her tubby ass proves that it is not really a towel at all, but rather the canvas from a circus tent.  It makes sense really since both Britney and a circus tent feature areas where they see how many clowns can be jammed into a certain space at once.  I think the VW bug would be a tighter fit than her cunt.

  7. SCBitch 04/30/2008 06:19

    At least she's wearing the towel round her body, and not on her head.  She *is* doing well these days.

  8. Paparazzi Sniper 04/30/2008 06:21

    …"thats a sheet fatty"      Look at the ankle to caves ratioin pic #1….jeesh.

  9. tangocash00001 04/30/2008 06:21

    i'm sure the laundry people will be happy with the red stains in the pelvic area

  10. snotrocket 04/30/2008 06:21

    what the hell is britney spears doing in a ballys anyway?
    don't celebrities have personal trainers and private gyms?

    ASHTON KUTCHER WHERE ARE YOU?! 

  11. bryce 04/30/2008 06:22

    It's all comparative I guess. If you saw pics like this 5 years ago you'd wonder if Brit had been hit by a truck and set on fire.

    Lesson to all, once you shit out some wigger kids there is no going back…

  12. bryce 04/30/2008 06:23

    tango: With cankles like that Bill Clinton will come looking for a peice of that…

  13. Jake 04/30/2008 06:24

    The guy in blue looks thinner than she does so how is it that she is supposed to be back in shape?

  14. Observer 04/30/2008 06:24

    I suprised the locker room didn't have that new-fangled "running water" invention they have over here on the East Coast.

    Also…..my gym has "showers" in the locker room……and they have running water as well.

     

  15. Tyler02 04/30/2008 06:24

    Cankles!

  16. Jake 04/30/2008 06:25

    plus I might add the guy in blue looks like a dickhead

  17. frankXchange 04/30/2008 06:26

    She never did learn to recognize and differentiate the looks she gets from "that is one hot piece of underage ass" to "shhhh, there's a crazy lady."

  18. Observer 04/30/2008 06:27

    ….However…..I'm not gonna complain if this means she is going to lose all that "post-pregnancy, post-head-shaving, post-random blowing of gay hangers on, post-papparazzi fucking, post-car-crashing" ten to forty pounds of fat she's been carrying for 3 years now.

     

    …..also…she better show those tits and that cooch once she's back in fapping-shape.

     

    selfish cunt that she is. 

  19. Observer 04/30/2008 06:28

    on another point….I'd STILL fuck her.

     

     

  20. Jake 04/30/2008 06:28

    The conversation of the people in the background

    girl - Hey look it's Britney

    bald guy - oh hey yeah your right

    guy in blue - insert your own WWTDD remark

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