By brendon April 16, 2008 @ 6:57 AM

Emilio Diaz, the father of Cameron Diaz, died suddenly this morning, although not of embarrassment, which is how I assumed the parents of Cameron Diaz would die.  TMZ says, "We're told the 58-year-old Emilio Diaz, a popular resident of Seal Beach, Calif., recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. We hear his death was "shocking" as Emilio was in "terrific health." Diaz is currently filming her upcoming flick "My Sister's Keeper." A source on the set tells us production on the film was shut down today.  Emilio was a second generation Cuban-American who worked as a foreman for an oil company." 

(picture source = bauer griffin)

(78) Comments

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    Bill03 04/16/2008 07:02


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    Bill03 04/16/2008 07:03

    Sounds like an AIDS patient.

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    Juan 04/16/2008 07:11

    Cameron Diaz is Joe Eszterhas' daughter?  Then why wasn't she in Showgirls?


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    Juan 04/16/2008 07:12

    No, wait, my bad, make that:

    Cameron Diaz is Robert Altman's daughter?  Then why wasn't she in Nashville?


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    tangocash00001 04/16/2008 07:12

    "popular resident of Seal Beach California" = transient homosexual

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    TW 04/16/2008 07:12


    You couldn't outlast Castro. Take care cabezón.

    My great uncle's name was Emilio. He died of something similar at 95.

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    tangocash00001 04/16/2008 07:14

    most likely caught the gay from Pete

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    Juan 04/16/2008 07:15

    Yes, that photo really shows a family resemblance:

    Emilio: tan, cool-looking dude

    Cameron: pasty, Ms. Skeletor yellow-face



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    R.J.01 04/16/2008 07:17

    cuban american. she couldnt look more white

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    moosenuckle 04/16/2008 07:25

    Funny how Cameron has no Latin features?!?!? are we sure thats her dad?!?

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    lgcjoker 04/16/2008 07:26

    You would think with a Cuban parentage (not sure if the mother was or not, but still) that Cameron could've at least been blessed with an ass. But alas, no ass. At all.

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    Mongro Jackson 04/16/2008 07:29

    That's really terrible and my heart goes out to her… I like this site less and less as the days go by.  In fact, I wouldn't mind kicking Brendumb's ass, I know he's in NY.  Dude, you're a fucking cocksmoker.

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    Alan 04/16/2008 07:29

    RIP sir. 

    Cameron USED to be pretty.  In some pics she actually looks better as a brunette.

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    Ballsnyc 04/16/2008 07:30

    He looks like the crazy Homeless guy on the beach that masturbates when girls in Bikinis skate by.

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    lgcjoker 04/16/2008 07:31

    TW, mark my words man. Castro is dead. 

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    Mo 04/16/2008 07:32

    Yeah, you won't catch me making fun of the dead. Karma and all. Just… nope. I'll go back to making fun of his daughter in a few days.    

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    Ballsnyc 04/16/2008 07:32

    Any Toe?

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    pepper 04/16/2008 07:32

    Where are all the naked white women at?





       Emilio who cares?

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    tangocash00001 04/16/2008 07:34

    say hi to Heath for me

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    NickelBagofFunk 04/16/2008 07:34

    Poor Mongro -  All that anger and only one penis to take it out on! 


    Way to flex up those internet muscles toughguy!   You da man

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