It seems weird that Britney Spears went to the beach in a bikini and no one saw it but Star, but whatever, because they say this week that her dieting and exercise is paying off. You know, despite all evidence to the contrary. Star says…
Britney Spears has been dieting and working out — and it shows! In the new issue of Star, we have world exclusive photos of Britney rocking her hot new bikini body at a Malibu beach. And while she's not there yet, she has dropped 20 pounds, the cellulite is gone and her dancer's legs are back!
Um … dancers legs? They must mean like the dancing bear at the circus. Who technically doesn’t even really dance. They just put a cowboy hat on him and he walks around. I’m sorry, but that’s bullshit. I was promised dancing. You circus guys are god damn liars!!!!
Let me guess: a blind guy took the picture and wrote the copy
She's still fat. And looks like she's wearing a thong.
She has dropped 20 pounds . . .
Yes, but luckily for her, no sand got in the KFC, so she was able to pick it back up again.
It's all in the angle.
I'm not blind. I just have one eye.
This "new bikini body" is apparently in addition to the one she was already packing.
I would.
reggid
good one..
I don't mind a little meat on a girl.
BODY BY
JAKECRISCOI like big butts and I can not lie…
but I'll wait until someone posts the photos online, no way the Star is getting any of my money. I heard that magazine is printed on baby seal skin with ink made from African famine victims.
cheese said: I don't mind a little meat on a girl.
There's a joke in there somewhere.
Probably an old picture.
Let's have some more nude pictures of ex-supermodels!!
I'd rather hear about Suri's b-day and Katie's tears.
i agree with pepper. its all in the angle of the shot. if the camera was below her waste her ass would look like a lunar eclipse.
She actually looks a little thin until you realize that the shadow (of her arm) on her torso is not the extent of her body, there's a lot more junk in the trunk if you follow the blue string of her bikini
with your tongue.I could see, I could see…i'm going blind….
Dropped 20 pounds? Yes - and I'm a dutchman. This is like sending temporarily sending 30,000 more troops to Iraq, withdrawing them and claiming that the number of troops over there are being drawn down.
She looks no different to that abortive performance at the VMAs, other than the fact that this time, no makeup artist had airbrushed a six pack outline onto her abs. Perhaps they were there and she wiped them off when she wiped off the bacon grease from this morning's triple bacon egg and cheese biscuits
Look at the arm shadow. She has a gunt.
She's a trend setter - using the 1890' s Victorian body with the modern day bikini thong!
there's a lot more junk in the trunk if you follow the blue string of her bikini
I have to admit that I DID NOT notice that until it was pointed out to me. Thanks so much.