I don't mind calling celebrity babies ugly if they are ugly because they're babies and their skull hasn't even hardened yet and they can't read this so fuck them, but it really feels uncool to make fun of kids like Madonnas daughter Lourdes. So I don't want to make fun of her … but she's begging me too. I mean, we all see that right? How can you not see that? You could make a mirror out of wood and still see that. I … umm … aw jeez.
(picture source = bauer griffin)
wax on wax off
Did I misclick on a link for Unibrow?
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Goddamn French people.
Are you taliking about the unibrow, the moustache, or the bad teeth?
I didn't know guy Ritchie was a Klingon.
What are the odds that Madonna would give birth to Frida Kahlo?
what is wrong with these kid bitches?
this one in particular has as much hair on her lip as I do on my ass!
good wya to end the weekend B.
I can't wait until MONDAY.
Those eyebrows!!! Crazy!! They are…Alive!!!!
Actually, Madonna had eyebrows like that too when she was younger. Lourdes will get better looking with age…
HELO!!!!
Fake eyelashes go on the eyes. Not on your forehead!
I tell you, kids today!
watch it….that girl already has $213 million….she can pay people to have us all whacked out….and by the looks of it, she'd like to watch
I think this guy is the real babydaddy:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/13/275px-Jones_as_hawat.jpg
Obviously The Material Girl is not a big fan of faminity.
The real fault lies with whoever took these photos in the first place. Being made fun of is just a natural consequence of this poor child's existence, the same way getting hit by a car is the natural consequence of pushing a homeless person off a freeway overpass into oncoming traffic. My point is, if it's going to happen, you really shouldn't videotape it and put it onto youtube, because you can get into a lot of trouble that way.
Ahhh, we've found it. The missing link
She is gorgeous and I don't see why a child should be pushed into plucking or waxing to be considered attractive by a bunch of old gross men.
In other news, my user number is an awesomely low 768. Am I such a loser that I'm proud of being one of the first commenters to register for an account on this site? I just might be. Is anyone around here an even bigger loser?
Nancy Reagan said: "Lourdes will get better looking with age…"
and then, like her mother, end up looking like Nosferatu.
Brown starfish in between her eyes, weird…
Zack - and here, i was feeling good about having a 4-digit user number.
always someone around to shatter my dreams
She isn't bad looking at all. She would be total jail bait if it wasn't for the horrendous facial hair. But whatever, she's rich and snooty, so fuck her.