04.23.2008 I’VE FALLEN IN LOVE

The Daily Mail says today that Amy Winehouse may be back on drugs, but take it with a grain of salt, because other than pictures of her with drugs in her hand and detailed accounts of her stumbling around in the middle of the night, they really have no proof whatsoever.  It's just more liberal media spin.  

Dressed in a black mesh vest which revealed her cherry print bra, cut-off jeans and her trademark ballet pumps, the singer's scrawny body, and pale weathered face appeared to confirm that she is again in the grip of a severe dependence on drugs and alcohol.
Amy's bizarre behaviour didn't stop there - having returned to her Camden home at around 4am, she seemed to have lost her keys prompting the Grammy award-winning singer and her friends to break into her house through the garage door.
Earlier this week the troubled singer was seen smoking what appeared to be a joint as she arrived back at her Camden home after an evening of partying.
Her eyes were bloodshot and again she looked dishevelled - a sight unlikely to impress her record company bosses, who reportedly threatened to stop her releasing any new material until she cleans up her act.

This just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover.  Unless the book is called Amy Winehouse Does Tons Of Drugs.


(153) Comments

  1. VaginaOfParis 04/23/2008 11:28

    Amy Winehouse showed me her vagina, and I said, “No, no, no!”

  2. Laudnum Lily 04/23/2008 11:28

    id smoke some freebase with amy

  3. Jake 04/23/2008 11:30

    i can smell her dirty ass through the internet!

  4. Avatar 04/23/2008 11:30

    i want that bitch to die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god damn it.

  5. Paparazzi Sniper 04/23/2008 11:30

    Amy Winehouse showed me her vagina, and it said, "hi, how about a kiss"  and then queefed.

  6. Jake 04/23/2008 11:31

    can you clarify your intentions Avatar we don't understand

  7. Chad01 04/23/2008 11:31

    Look at her fucking teeth in those pictures!  Nasty! However she is upholding the stereotypes of the British.

  8. Wazzulander 04/23/2008 11:32

    I give her mad props, I've seen homeless people look more put together than this broad.  She has to work hard for that look!

  9. MG Admirer 04/23/2008 11:32

    How can Amy be back on drugs when she was apparently never off drugs?

     

    I would need to be drugged to get within striking distance of Amy.   Heavily drugged. 

  10. thedudeabides 04/23/2008 11:33

    That last picture is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen, she looks like what Medusa would look like on crack.

  11. Jake 04/23/2008 11:34

    Maybe her handlers are sneaking her the drugs just like they did for Britney.  Poor poor Amy and Britney so misunderstood

  12. pepper 04/23/2008 11:35

    Damn, you Jake…..I smell her too..

     

  13. Jake 04/23/2008 11:36

    Quick everybody cut their nose off!

  14. gangreen 04/23/2008 11:37

    i'd hit it. again and again. till it stopped breathing. then once more for good luck. 

     

     

     

     

  15. Avatar 04/23/2008 11:37

    what's amazing is that she still manages to shave her sorry excuses for legs without cutting herself up. she's no real wino.

  16. Jake 04/23/2008 11:39

    Use something heavy so you only have to hit her once gangreen - you dont want to tire yourself out in case you need to make a quick getaway as if the cops would care you did it

  17. Jake 04/23/2008 11:39

    She does coke so she is an expert with a razor

  18. Paparazzi Sniper 04/23/2008 11:41

    What's that brown shit on her finger in pic#3 ????   Serious, wtf is that?  Wash your hands lady!!

  19. maddona_kebabsoff 04/23/2008 11:42

    test

     

  20. 1GreatTrainRobbery 04/23/2008 11:43

    Look, that's how you do it: Make a moderate good record, have a husband in jail selling your fotos for heroin, walking around looking like a gang rape victim, drug yourself to death. That's the way to get immortal.

    Or do you think that crazy broad will be remembered in 10 years *by her records*? 

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