Pictured: Jessica Simpson making out with her boyfriend Tony Romo at his birthday party.
Not Pictured: Tony Romo laying on the field, rolling around and howling in pain as he clutches his broken leg, even though that would have been way more satisfying.
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His friends are lookin at him like he's out of his mind to be with this crazy bitch.
Okay, somehow Jessica has managed to make French kissing totally gross.
Third FIST!
Remember that episode of that terrible reality show her and that pussy were in, and she farted?
Yea, she hasn't been hot since then, in my eyes.
why didn't her dad joe try and sell these pics for $ 280.00?
Man nose.
Eww, blue snot.
That, or she's been giving bjs to Smurfs.
BTW, you know this means the Dallas Cowboys are going to lose all of their games this year.
It's the Jessica Simpson Curse, and not the one she gets every month, either.
exstacy makes people do weird things - like smear blue shit all over your face
look at the pupils on this bitch in the last pic…
Pic #1
The super black guy dared Tony to kiss her.
Look how scared Tony is. Should I?
SLUT!
We're on a role this Tuesday morning:
One Drunk, Two drunk, Three drunk, Whore.
Who will it be posters???
I don't have a guess for our third thread this morning but I'll bet Paris is fourth.
Place your bets or just wait and see…
Feel the excitement!
Because of my noble blood my sperm is blue (and the consistency of cottage cheese) - these pics are my dream come true!
Who's the fucking Oopah Loompah in pic #4?
He's licking the wrong hole.
Only a golden shower can wash that blue goo down.
Bitch stop moving!
Papa Joe must've handed her that drink for a little promotion just before that last shot.
Tony - Chevy Chase called and wants his Caddyshack hat back.
Alan - He's licking the wrong hole.
A highly accurate observation. Kudos.
remove thumb from last picture.. insert my penis….. much better