04.02.2008 KATIE HOLMES LOOKS … BETTER?

Bauer Griffin has some pictures of Katie Holmes new super short haircut, and although I will look back longingly to her time as the Berries and Cream lad, I like this one too because Tom Cruise has been getting fat lately, and I miss the old timey comedy teams where one guy was short and fat and the other guy was tall and skinny.  Hopefully they’ll do that bit where one of them has a ladder on their shoulder and they turn around and bonk the other one in the head.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!


(49) Comments

  1. Rico Ramrod 04/02/2008 09:32

    First…… That dude's man boobs are hot.

  2. man bear pig 04/02/2008 09:38

    She would look alot hotter with my dick in her ass!

  3. Observer 04/02/2008 09:39

    Short hair……..hmmmmmm…why the change?

    I wonder if she shaves her other short hairs.

    Has anyone ever seen her looking to borrow a "tool" from Madonna?

  4. Bill03 04/02/2008 09:40

    She was one hot piece of ass in 'Go'. Damn you Tom Cruise!

  5. Woodman 04/02/2008 09:41

    She does look like a she-boy with that hair… or Winona Ryder's stunt double.

  6. Ed 04/02/2008 09:41

    Here she is, coming out of Tom Cruise's closet.

  7. toamidnightshow 04/02/2008 09:45

    She looks amazing! Her face looks so good

    (Then again everyone looks good from that angle)

  8. Observer 04/02/2008 09:45

    Bill03:

    She was in "Go"?   I thought that was Sarah Polley?

     

  9. Avatar 04/02/2008 09:46

    I look good too.

  10. thedudeabides 04/02/2008 09:46

    nice beard, not strange at all that Tom is making her look more and more like a man, it's what he likes.  The aliens told him it is natural

  11. tangocash00001 04/02/2008 09:47

    she is starting to look more like a man….just the way tommy likes it.

    for tommy's birthday, she's going to tape her tits down against her chest and wear a dildo in her pants

  12. Observer 04/02/2008 09:47

    I'd love to fuck this little cutie.

    I can assume she is still a "technical virgin", can't I?

  13. Frank Castle 04/02/2008 09:51

    Anyone remember Michelle Shocked?  Yeah, me neither.  But this looks like her.

  14. Observer 04/02/2008 09:52

    I loved Michelle Shocked….when she was "Anchored Down in Anchorage".

    ….but I think her tits were below my standards.

  15. Frank Castle 04/02/2008 09:54

    She had tits?

  16. Observer 04/02/2008 09:56

    Frank Castle……

    …it was a long time ago and my memory is hazy…..but ….my point exactly.

  17. cheese 04/02/2008 10:18

    So what? The guy in the pic is handsome. Big whoop.

  18. T-1000 04/02/2008 10:19

    I'm staring at a picture from about 2000 of katie right now and I can confirm to anyone who is in any doubt about their history, Katie was super hot back in the day. What she looks like now… god only knows

  19. TW 04/02/2008 10:22

    "K.D. Lang was seen out shopping."

  20. gotdang 04/02/2008 10:24

    I wonder what it feels like to watch your child slowly devolve into psychosis in front of millions of people.

    Let's call the Holmes family. 

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