April 23, 2008 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments
Kelly Brook has ended her 4 year relationship and engagement to Billy Zane. Why? It probably had something to do with these shorts. The Daily Mail says…
The 28-year-old has decided she is too young to marry.A source told The Sun: “After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement.“The split is completely amicable and the decision was made after long conversations here and in the US. They remain good friends.”
I should probably feel bad for Billy Zane but he made this movie so fuck him. In the spirit of that, here are pictures of the tits he's never gonna get on again. Later, I’m gonna bang Kelly on the hood of his car then dig up his parents and bury them upside down.