Kelly Brook has ended her 4 year relationship and engagement to Billy Zane. Why? It probably had something to do with these shorts. The Daily Mail says…
The 28-year-old has decided she is too young to marry.
A source told The Sun: “After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement.
“The split is completely amicable and the decision was made after long conversations here and in the US. They remain good friends.”
I should probably feel bad for Billy Zane but he made this movie so fuck him. In the spirit of that, here are pictures of the tits he's never gonna get on again. Later, I’m gonna bang Kelly on the hood of his car then dig up his parents and bury them upside down.
Id hit it fist!
Fuck Billy Zane.
Why, he must be inZANE!
Ha ha, I crack me up.
PS: Kelly, call me! I don't want to marry you! We can just
screw like bunnies and thencuddle.now THOSE are some mighty fine pencil erasers
Nom Nom Nom
what a cunt. Nobody dumps Billy Zane.
photo 6 - are those "dancer legs" in the background?
Um, they were engaged for four years, and Billy never realized that maybe she wasn't quite on board with the whole marriage thing?
Zane is a tool, Kelly grab my tool
pic #6 - Britney waiting in the background… waiting to get Billy.
or cake
She has room for groceries in those bikini bottoms. Those things look dumpy…
she's "too young" got news for you bitch….better hook one soon because in another 5 years those giant utters will be knocking your knees and you'll be lucky to hook up with some reject from a leper colony.
When Observer reads this post, everyone standing within a ten-foot radius is gonna look like they just sat in the front row at a Gallagher show.
wow does anyone even care about these two? when was the last time billy zane mattered? sister mary tore them to shreds at http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com
Actually, it sounds like Billy Zane is a pretty smart dude.
"Let's get engaged."
[cue: 4 years of sex with Kelly Brook]
She calls it off. So he's off the hook, not the bad guy, and can move on to someone else.
Sure, maybe she has another year or two before gravity sets in, but he's got 4 years of memories (and photos, and sex tapes) to keep him warm.
^tangocash0001
OK, maybe five years before Kelly sags, I was trying to make it easier on Billy by saying one or two.
Great tits, top shelf nipples. Zane must be inZane not to hold onto her. Like he's going to find better totty at his age…
Billy Zane mattered in Zoolander.
I'd hit it… Obviously. I'd even give it to her in the cooch if she asked, instead of my normal "club and ass-bang" routine. But like many have learned, the bigger the fun bags, the less fun they become as they age. By the time she's 40, she won't be able to run because her knees'll keep smacking her right in the nipples.
those are some nice titties
GODDAMN. Those tittays are off the chain.