The rumor has always been that Lindsay Lohan was going down on her friend Samantha Ronson. Everyone thinks they're gay, and Lindsay setting up facebook accounts under the name Lindsay Ronson probably doesn’t help. Neither does yelling at anyone who gets to her close to her “girlfriend”. Page Six says…
Lindsay Lohan gets feisty when it comes to gal pal Sam Ronson. The two spent the weekend partying Saturday, but Lohan didn't like all the attention Ronson was getting. "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' ass away from my girlfriend,' " said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson "was ignoring her" and became upset. "Samantha was really focused on her work and didn't leave the booth for anything," said our spy.
This lesbian story isn’t scandalous, because it's not the year 1780, and it's not sexy, because it involves Sam Ronson. This story really needed something to give it some oomph. Might I suggest a little fat kid riding a horse he can't control, because I really wanted to see that anyway.
fist and you know what i mean!
Sam Ronson got a small wiener… and its got a first name O S C A R
Gah. You'd think Lindsay would at least find an attractive lesbian.
Aaah yes, the sweet smell of vagina and cigarettes.
I feel kinda bad for the dudes who still want to bang her. Lohan lesbianing it up would probably seem like the Holy Grail or something, but instead you have her munching on THIS twat. This twat's twat. Whatever, it's gotta ruin the fantasy a bit, eh? Especially since they both look like they could wipe out small cities with their combined odours of smoke, penicillin, and 3-days-since-I-showered pussy…
Are we sure that's not a man rather than a really ugly carpet muncher?
haha sorry Frank Castle, didn't see your comment there ;)
^Thats a man, baby!
I only condone girl on girl muff diving if BOTH bitches are hot. This does not qualify. Lindsay needs to find another box to eat.
thats one ugly bitch
Sam Ronson must be hung like a horse!
Br3ndon,
We need more naked pictures of Emma. I don't care if you have to use your pseudo-celebrity status to rape her.
Sincerely,
SJ2
Lindasy is dating either:
A) Jimmy Durante
b) Sandra Bernhard
Jimmy Durante just rolled over in his grave….ahh cha cha cha!
What's worse than a skank? An ugly skank! What's worse than an ugly skank? Two ugly skanks! Enuff said!
I like how the model says that she's lookin thick. LiLo always looks thick, big old teets and ass
Samantha Ronson is an ugly bitch. What the fuck is the point of muff diving when one of the chicks is ugly?
Why are lesbians rarely as sexy as they are in pornos? Why do you lie to me sweet, sweet porn?!!?
Oh, leave them alone. They are clearly deeply in love, and will probably form a last relationship and grow old together like Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche. Or Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher.
What? No, I didn't watch "Entertainment Tonight" for the past 5 years, did I miss something?
^LASTING relationship
dammit