Don't think for a second that you can't drink yourself out of a career, even in Hollywood, because Lindsay Lohan has done just that. She has three movies in pre-production, but nothing in post and nothing that's done, which is another way of saying that Lindsay is done. The most promising of her three movies in pre-production is called "Ye Olde Times". Repeat, the best of the three is fucking called "Ye Olde Times". That's like pinning your hopes in a basketball game on the tallest midget, or the fat girl with the least amount of frosting on her face. This bitch is done. 100 percent done. The New York Daily News says…
Lindsay Lohan enjoyed a late night in Times Square Saturday night with her deejay pal Samantha Ronson. And a bottle of Grey Goose vodka.
The starlet - who is supposed to be in Alcoholics Anonymous - turned up around midnight to promoter Joey Morrissey's Big Saturday party at Hawaiian Tropic Zone.
At least two witnesses watched her consume vodka cocktails until she appeared to become drowsy and left at about 4 a.m.
"She was chain-smoking all night," says a spy. "Her eyes were a little glassy and she was holding her head in her hands, but she left on her own two feet."
Keep in mind, Lindsay is 21. 21-year-olds are supposed to be fresh faced angels, venturing out on their own and getting to know the pleasures of life. Fucking Lindsay looks like she was just dug out of a lake by police divers. She’s bloated and weathered and she looks closer to 40 than 20. She has a better chance at being a pro football player or Ricky Martin than she ever does of being a successful actress again.
I'd still hit it. 7 ways to sunday
Me too, LiLo is MOST DEF down for ass to mouth. She's the type of whore who will demand it!
Maybe when her hollywood career fizzles out, she can work as my maid. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
All together now!
"Oompah Loompah Doopity Doo!"
mainstream hollywood may be prejudiced against LL and her "problems" but i am pretty sure the porn industry sees it as a bonus.
I for one will enjoy seeing her crash and burn for the rest of her pathetic existence. I predict she will outlive all of us though, 'cause there's no justice, except in my pants. Care to see it?
Lindsay Lohan enjoyed a late night in Times Square Saturday night with her deejay pal Samantha Ronson. And a bottle of Grey Goose vodka.
I wonder who strapped on the bottle?
Any video?
Really, that's Lindsay? It looks like the lady I work with who just lost a bunch of weight and is having a midlife crisis- trying to go back and do it all thin.
Jesus, she looks like she's in the final throes of liver and kidney shutdown. Is it time to break out the Dead Pool? I'm really kinda hoping it's this year, as I haven't had a good dance on a grave since Reagan kicked it.
I totally blame the media.
Also the Bilderbergers.
Ein whopper mit Käse, schnell!
<fingers crossed>
She has just about reached the point where I'd have a chance with her. Once that happens, I can finally dump that loser Jennifer Aniston.
Juan "His Barrel-Bottom Scraper at the Ready"
So she's bloated? You could fuck that water weight right out of her no problems.
LL = Elizabeth Taylor
I haven't seen anyone look that hot without a chalk outline. You're sure that's not her mother?
When I saw the banner pic, the first thing I thought was "there's that 50 year old washed up has-been (read: never-was) Sharon Stone". God, if that doesn't say it all right there, I dunno what does.
I imagine Dina Lohan is worried sick about
her daughter's health and careerthe lack of paychecks coming in.LiLo is prepping a new movie.
This one is a sequel to Mean Girls, called:
a) Mean Alcoholic Bitches
b) Mean Girls II: Electric Bugaloo
c) Mean Girls Escape from Rehab
d) Mean Girls: WhaderYOU Looking At? I'm Not Drunk
What a shame. Another talentless bimbo spirals out of control. Her and Britney should do a reality show together.
LargeMarge- they will… Celebrity Rehab
Beat me to it, pepper. I thought of Liz Taylor in a wig too.