The fact that Natalie Portman would lower herself and date someone this goofy looking should be encouraging news for you or your friends. it doesnt effect me though. I'm gooooorgeous.
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The fact that Natalie Portman would lower herself and date someone this goofy looking should be encouraging news for you or your friends. it doesnt effect me though. I'm gooooorgeous.
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First, that's Devendra Banhart
and they aren't dating. She's just in his music video.
Is that the dude from the Black Crows? Cause EEEWWWW!
Well, naturally, someone who looks like a 12-year-old boy would end up with someone who looks like a gay pedophile. Love means never having to say you're not guilty.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…Nice glasses, weirdo. Fucking dirty hippies…
Looks like Charlie Manson. Oh, could I tell you some stories about that one…
Love the matching jackets…so chic…
about a little Due Dilligence before your posts B. just because 2 people are standing beside each other doesn'r make them fuck buddies. You're worse than Perez Hilton
this excites me mainly because it gives me hope that maybe, just maybe, a bearded dude the likes of this longfellow would love me too
KAPWING
How cute! They have the same coat on! Wait, did I say it was cute? I meant GAY! How fucking gay is that? He looks like Animal from the Muppets.
Again, Devendra Banhart. He's a musician, and… if you have ever listened to any of his music, you'd think twice about him being with a … well, woman.
she went from fucking anakin skywalker to chewbacca. no wonder he got all pissed off and killed all the jedi
Are they…uh…wearing the same jacket?
Anybody see Ass-hton Kutcher hiding in the bushes? Looks like a publicity stunt for Mike Meyer's new movie The Love Guru to me.
Looks like Maddox playing dress up again.
she went from fucking anakin skywalker to chewbacca. no wonder he got all pissed off and killed all the jedi
Get your paws off of her you damn dirty ape!
RIP Charlie Heston.
ps - nice purse, you filthy hippie. Why don't you get a haircut, sister?
Does no one read the comments?
since when does the encino man look make chicks' innards twitch?
doctress? help me understand dear.
Raine: we read the comments but, as Oscar Wilde should have said: "Nobody is going to let the facts get in the way of a witty put-down."
I don't give a shit about this snobby bitch or her hippie boyfriend, instead, I'd like to take this opportunity to jump back on the I'd Fuck Britney bandwagon because she might be hot again soon. If/when that happens, I'd like her to know that I was first back on the bandwagon.