04.01.2008 NOT PREGNANT, JUST FAT

It's probably not the most flattering thing in the world to have people thinking you're pregnant when you're not.  Oh hey look there's Jennifer Love Hewitt.  People magazine says…

Jennifer Love Hewitt can't stop the whisperers. When she wore a bikini, she heard about her figure. And when she covered up – wearing flowing, baby doll styles while recently running errands and at last weekend's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards – she faced baby rumors. But the engaged Ghost Whisperer star isn't keeping quiet. She fought back after the bikini pictures hit the Internet. And now her rep has issued a flat-out denial: "She is not pregnant."

Here's the Kids Choice dress they mention, but be warned, only look at it if you’re not afraid of getting super turned on.


(63) Comments

  1. ChiefKeefe 04/01/2008 07:47

    Was she impregnated by Barney after he mistook her for a female of his species?

     

  2. ChiefKeefe 04/01/2008 07:49

    Wow!  The yellow one makes her look like a BooBah.  If you don't know what I'm talking about, consider yourself lucky.  Those BooBah things are f*cking creepy.

  3. Scrubs 04/01/2008 07:49

    Whatever. I'd still fuck her tits.

  4. donjefegordo 04/01/2008 07:50

    oh shit, i looked at the picture and now i'm super turned on… i'm scared, someone hold me.

  5. donjefegordo 04/01/2008 07:51

    but pregnant tits are way better than fatty tits.  until they squirt ya.

  6. Juan 04/01/2008 07:52

    Funny, her face doesn't look fat.  Must be that acne medicine she shills for.

    "Clears up acne AND makes your face thin!"

     

  7. Phineas Gage 04/01/2008 07:52

    Am I a trend-setter because I thought she was ugly even before she swelled up?

  8. lgcjoker 04/01/2008 07:53

    Yeah? Well? I would fuck that. There, I said it.

  9. Juan 04/01/2008 07:53

    It is possible her breasts have suddenly sagged down to her waist.  It's known as the Britney Syndrome.

     

  10. someoneluvsu 04/01/2008 07:54

    I keep tellin ya, I'm a size 2!

  11. pepper 04/01/2008 07:54

    I love the Blimp logo pointing at her.

         Me No Tap That!!!
     

  12. Topper (Harry) Harley 04/01/2008 07:55

    I'd like to see more of her Boobahs

  13. hoops 04/01/2008 07:55

    Can we just make a rule that ONLY fat girls can wear that shirts that can double as a tent bellow their tits?  Not really related to JLH who's becoming a fat ass, but when you see a decent looking girl wearing that crap you have to wonder what they're thinking!

  14. frankXchange 04/01/2008 07:58

    Nice awards dress.  Will vomit ruin my keyboard?

  15. Slack Jawed2 04/01/2008 07:58

    I'd hit it!

    BOOOYAAAA! 

  16. Topper (Harry) Harley 04/01/2008 07:59

    and ChiefKeefe, if you think she looks like a boobah, try comparing their heads with the bumps all over to any of the wizard sleeves that frequent our lovely site.

  17. someoneluvsu 04/01/2008 08:00

    I think she's trying for the K-Fed "puffy shirt at the gut" look.  I hear it's big in France.

  18. Jesus H. Christ 04/01/2008 08:01

    I think mu mus are awesome.  Holsteins, Herefords, Black Angus, all of them taste really good.

  19. ChiefKeefe 04/01/2008 08:01

    She was pretty hot in those slasher movies, but soon she'll be able to fit an actual size tattoo of her home state on each ass cheek…

  20. Nancy Reagan 04/01/2008 08:02

    Yeah…Boobahs may be creepy, but they sure are super-fuckable…wait…err…I mean Jenifer Love Hugetits is super-fuckable…I mean…she…I wanna'…

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