The Sun UK says today that Pam Anderson gave a naked lap dance to Hugh Hefner at his 82nd birthday party in the Palms casino this weekend, making this the one millionth reason why Pam Anderson is the greatest woman who ever lived.
The former Baywatch star, 40, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playboy magazine 12 times, gave him the steamy lap dance at a Las Vegas casino.
As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom — wearing only high-heel shoes.
Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”
I would still bang Pam Anderson just to say I did it, but she’s been run through so many times by so many guys I do wonder if she would even notice at this point. I don’t think I'm being unmanly when I say I'd wheel in a vibrator hooked up to a gas powered two stroke engine that comes in a roll cage and has a picture of a badger on the side, just to even the playing field.
mmmm hepatitis is the best!
Fist.
DAMN
Better make it a 4 stroke, the gas/oil fumes along with burnt meat curtains could effectively cause a dangerous carbon monoxide poison.
Hef is so old and so jaded that Pam Anderson naked is boring to him.
He kept saying, "Where's naked Joy Behar? Where's naked LiLo and the trained chimp? Where's naked Britney and the 14 naked Arabs? Where's naked Miss Surrey? You call this sexy? I've pulled sexier things out of my ass…whoops, there's one now!"
Am I missing something here?! Shouldn't she be fucking dead?! Is the cure for Hep the same as the South Park cure for AIDS or what?! And while i'm at it, I assume Hef immediately declared a 'Mop 3' situation and had his pants burned, his lap fumigated, and handed out free Vancomycin to all guests? Talk about desperate for attention! Here's an idea, Skankorella, HE ALREADY SAW YOUR HAGGARD BUBBLE GUM….
Hehe Slaappy.
Seriously, she's like a bottomless
whorehole. I bet you would find left over "bits" in there too. Silver dollars, detached peni, Flavor Flav. Not a nice place.The bigger story would have been if she showed up wearing clothing. Or if Hef sprouted natural wood at the sight of her.
any links to that please?
What's that black stuff on her left palm? Is H's squirt gone sour already - well, I suppose he is past his breed-by date.
I once sheltered for the night inside Pam's vagina.
The winds howled but I was cozy and warm…but not particularly dry.
Look just behind Hef, there is an old pervert sniffing his hair. Now that is what I call adorable!
Gas powered sex toys are sweet.
Would have been better if it was a WOOD CHIPPER. Hayoooooo.
She's the ultimate beeyatch !And i heard the Heff is a good tipper !!! ;)
I can't wait until I get to be 82 years old…
A common crack whore carries fewer pathogens. Good luck with the follow up liver transplant after you bang ol' wizzard sleeve.
I've seen this wench naked 1,000 times, and yet I wanna see pics of this so badly.
My penis is a bottomless pit of yearn and desire.
A naked lap dance? I wonder what chemicals the dry cleaner will have to use to get the smeg off his slacks?
I just threw up my Breakfast !
Doctress, they'll have to use a dirtier vagina