04.04.2008 PIPE DOWN HONEY

Jenny McCarthy was on Larry King this week to talk about autism and things got heated when the person who is famous because they’ve practiced medicine for 30 years questioned the medical knowledge of the girl who is famous because she showed her vagina in a magazine once.  Pardon me, twice.

Things got a little prickly when Jenny said that her son, Evan, would not be autistic if it wasn't for medical vaccinations. When one doctor started to say vaccinations are a boon to a lot of families, she cut him off and was bleeped out when she claimed it was "bullshit”
Jenny went on to say that doctors are giving too many shots, too soon.  She told King, "Instead of, you know, leaving it as a dead end, you know, diagnosis, I went online and I found a community called Defeat Autism Now. And for 12 years, thank God, this community of doctors and scientists, who have been healing and treating kids with autism, I believed enough — even though my pediatrician at the time said it's all bull — and followed this treatment and my son got better."
She added, "And the amazing thing is that I want people to know first off — because a lot of the things that we're going to talk about is vaccines — is that I'm not, nor is the autism community, anti-vaccine. We're anti-toxin and we're anti-schedule."

Yeah okay dipshit.  That's what it is.  You’ve done it.  You’ve cracked the case.  Capable doctors are giving kids autism.  It's like a prank.  Your kid probably doesn’t even have autism.  He probably just doesn’t like you.  Trust me, if we were in the same room, Jenny McCarthy would think I had autism too, as I sat in the corner pretending not to hear her and jingling some keys.

(144) Comments

  1. Slack Jawed2 04/04/2008 06:16

    fist!!

  2. Juan 04/04/2008 06:17

    Don't down-play Jenny McCarthy's medical expertise.

    She cured me of my condition.

    Erectile dysfunction. 

  3. Slack Jawed2 04/04/2008 06:22

    testing

  4. Slack Jawed2 04/04/2008 06:24

    I saw that interview, it was cool because she said "bullshit" and it aired uncensored.

  5. MG Admirer 04/04/2008 06:25

    What's with the Xenu haircut?   Has she been touch by Scientology' noodly appendage?

  6. shit eater 04/04/2008 06:26

    It's actually true, read a fucking book your morons.. Damn that shit was funny when it was about picking on real dumb shit. You fucking morons… Go Jenny Go !!

  7. Juan 04/04/2008 06:28

    An alternate but completely believeable explanation for McCarthy's son's autism:

    His mother is a stupid unfunny whore celebutard who took a lot of drugs before he was born.

     

  8. mendoman 04/04/2008 06:28

    I really thought she had a good point when she said "I went online and found a community ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ"…

  9. lipstickface 04/04/2008 06:28

    shes telling the absolute truth though - its the vaccines that are giving the kids autism.

    so…the post isnt really an appropriate thing to make fun of….

  10. Juan 04/04/2008 06:28

    ^ooh, that was mean of me.  I apologize.

    Not really.

     

  11. R. Wiggum 04/04/2008 06:29

    Maybe we can her to work on a cure for cancer this weekend……… or maybe just show us her tits.

  12. Mcnulty 04/04/2008 06:30

    Surely if her kid has Autism then it's due more to the amount of coke and cum she ingested while pregnant and the amount of cock she had, bouncy of the poor kids head while it was in the womb, than any shot.

    I hate you.

     PS, I don't know about in the US but here in the Uk, there is officailly no link between autism and getting your shots.

  13. Juan 04/04/2008 06:30

    You know, she could be right, because if it is on the Internet, it's true.

    There's a law that requires it.  Anyone posting false information is hunted down and shot…

    BANG!

     

    arrgggh

     

     

  14. Shakes 04/04/2008 06:32

    Ha, Juan.

  15. mrhelloman 04/04/2008 06:34

    fuck those doctors…it's a "practice" but they act like they really do know shit…they fucking don't. I've so many people wrongly diagnosed…then they fucking die. oops. 

  16. Jake 04/04/2008 06:38

    autisim is from bad genes and inbreeding not vacinations - see i can say random statements doent make it true - She' a duche and is undateable because of her kid that is why she is stuck with Jim Carrey

  17. Juan 04/04/2008 06:41

    Perhaps I misjudged Jenny McCarthy.  She has apparently written four books on pregnancy and her child.

    Hell, I haven't even read four books in my life.

  18. CanucketTour 04/04/2008 06:41

    I'm sure her recreational drug use didnt have an effect either…  Soooo Sorry.

    Nice hair cut by the way, BLAHHHHHH

  19. Juan 04/04/2008 06:42

    People should rush out and buy those books, btw, because a former nude model is the best source of information on child-rearing.

     

  20. Slaappy 04/04/2008 06:44

    Jenny I have a theory that autism is due to much A2M, let's test this said theory

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