PROFILE OF A LADY

A few months ago some Mormons came to my door while I was moving into a new place and they wanted to talk for a little bit and they even asked if I needed some help moving.  I said no thank you, but they said to give them a call if I need anything.  So I did last week and asked them if they could go punch Jamie Lynn Spears in her fat stupid stomach, because she’s a hillbilly teen knocked up by some idiot wigger and this demon they give birth to is just gonna carjack me in 15 years.  The Mormon said they didn’t really do that sort of thing.  They said they thought it was immoral and, seemingly, illegal.  I thought maybe he was just saying that in case someone was listening, but I guess not after seeing to this picture taken earlier today.  Oh, well, pardon me your majesty.

(full size here, picture source = INF Daily)