Scarlett Johansson is only 5 years older than Emma Watson (they're 18 and 23, respectively), but Scarlett looks way way older. Scarlett has aged like a civil war nurse, she's lived 10 lifetimes in just a few years. And by that I mean she's had tons and tons of sex. At this point you could put your penis in her and clank it around like one of those triangles they use to call cowboys to dinner. The point to all this being is that Scarlett was dumped from a movie because she looked too old, and replaced by Hermione Granger. Reuters says…
"Harry Potter" heroine Emma Watson is attached to star in the period romance "Napoleon and Betsy," replacing Scarlett Johansson who was deemed too old for the role.
Watson, 18, will play Betsy Balcombe, a young, impetuous noblewoman trapped on the isolated British island of St. Helena who falls in love with Napoleon, who has been exiled there.
If I were Scarlett, I wouldn't put up with this crap, but then i'm a adventurous hunk who lives for danger, as you can tell by my shark tooth necklace and ivory handled pistols.
that Symbol on her shirt is Scientology code for "I like Sex"
yeah 18 is the new 12
There’s only one solution for Scarlett: shuck them clothes.
It's a movie about French aristocrats in the early 19th century–the time of "les liaisons dangereuses"–and they wanted a virgin to play this role? What a bunch of fucking morons.
Hey, cool, I post a comment and the picture changes. Can I do it again?
Ah, maybe not.
Watson, 18, will play Betsy Balcombe, a young, impetuous noblewoman trapped on the isolated British island of St. Helena who falls in love with Napoleon, who has been exiled there.
Maybe now Napoleon will get his hand out of his pants!
This broad is so hot I would eat her ass. I've never done that but for her I would for openers.
i don't get it. i thought a daily cum mask made you look 5 years YOUNGER!! well, lets not tell our partners about this new discovery……
replacing Scarlett Johansson who was deemed too old for the role.
Translation: the producer, director, writer, star, cameraman, makeup artist, key grip, and best boy had already had sex with Scarlett, and they thought maybe they would have a chance to bone Emma Watson if they gave her the role.
Scarlett: you're all washed up!
Time to sign a contract as a Vivid girl.
besides, i bet Emma doesn't even know what a penis looks like, scarlett has fucked so many she is probably starting to grow her own.
Doctress, Emma Watson has been 18 for a whole day, plus she has 20 million dollars. I'd be amazed if she's still a virgin. I expect her social life is suddenly looking like a ham bone in a tank full of piranha.
At the same time, I can't believe Scarlett Johanson is just 23. I thought she was in her late 20's or early 30's. Considering who's she's dating I shouldn't be surprised. That would age anyone.
Just one word
BACON
"Scarlett looks way way older. Scarlett has aged like a civil war nurse"
yeah, she looks positively disgusting in that banner pic… if you're gay, like Brend0n…
There's only one way to settle this: Naked cage match/blow job contest.
It's really the only fair way to settle it.
Who in the sweet fuck is playing Napoleon, Macauley Culkin ? Scarjo might be smarter than we think dodging this turkey.
pepper, i have no idea what that means but I'm pretty sure it's filthy.
Not to be too ungrateful here……BUT…..is that pic in the banner the MOST revealing you could find?
How about an "update" with some "fake" nudies of her…..
I'm really suffering this week….
Carrie Underwood's Nubile Twat
Nothing dirty. She just looks like a PIG.
Observer, I think we are all suffering today…..