STUFF FROM ALL OVER

TOM CRUISE IS FUNNY – The New York Times says an industry screening Tuesday night for the Ben Stiller movie "Tropic Thunder" – the one where Robert Downy Jr plays a black guy – was noteworthy mostly for the surprise cameo by Tom Cruise as a fat, balding and ruthless movie executive.  The uncredited cameo was supposed to be a surprise, as Cruise is not included in any commercials or promotional material, but you can find a picture of him in character here.  What you won't find is the strength to open your heart and love again.  That’s been inside you the whole time.THAT GIRL WAS VOTED OFF – People magazine says that Ramiele Malubay was voted off American Idol last night, and they say it in the hottest way possible.  “It was an all-female bottom three as Brooke White and Kristy Lee Cook joined Ramiele Malubay…”    Rawr.  What a sexy show this is.HEATHER MILLS IS CLEVER – Heather Mills was seen on her way to Los Angeles yesterday in black wig, a cunning disguise that caused many to say, "Hey look, there’s Heather Mills in a black wig".  Plan B: a handlebar mustache and monocle.