TOM CRUISE IS FUNNY - The New York Times says an industry screening Tuesday night for the Ben Stiller movie "Tropic Thunder" – the one where Robert Downy Jr plays a black guy – was noteworthy mostly for the surprise cameo by Tom Cruise as a fat, balding and ruthless movie executive. The uncredited cameo was supposed to be a surprise, as Cruise is not included in any commercials or promotional material, but you can find a picture of him in character here. What you won't find is the strength to open your heart and love again. That’s been inside you the whole time.
THAT GIRL WAS VOTED OFF - People magazine says that Ramiele Malubay was voted off American Idol last night, and they say it in the hottest way possible. “It was an all-female bottom three as Brooke White and Kristy Lee Cook joined Ramiele Malubay…” Rawr. What a sexy show this is.
HEATHER MILLS IS CLEVER – Heather Mills was seen on her way to Los Angeles yesterday in black wig, a cunning disguise that caused many to say, "Hey look, there’s Heather Mills in a black wig". Plan B: a handlebar mustache and monocle.
Is the fact that I have nothing to say about any of this indicative of my lack of witty repartee, or of the fact that all of this news is really, incredibly fucking boring? I'm gonna go with the latter as well.
Yeah . . . what lgcjoker said . . .
Cruise looks like Carl from ATHF in all that make up
Joker, then why bother coming "over here"? I'm just asking…
You know how I know you're gay? You post American Idol results on your webpage.
Tom Cruise's REAL body looks like a scary old man's. FREAKAY!
DB, to prove my vast intellectual superiority to you common folk and to piss you off. No but seriously, I frequent over here quite regularly just haven't been commenting much lately. LUV YA!
They didn't know it was Mills until they told her to take her shoes off for inspection and she handed the security guard one shoe and half a leg. I can't say that I blame her either. With all that money, I'd have a leg for each pair of shoes I owned. Think of the time you'd save by not having to tie TWO shoes every time.
Fawk he's paler than me. I was thinking he'd be all grey and shit since he's some sort of alien over lord.
What really gave her away was that Heather Mills would take off her leg to scratch her head with it.
You gotta imagine it's like a fuckin nightmare to go through the metal detectors
withwiff an artificial leg. The structure of those things is mostly metal these days, in't it?Well, I certainly do not mind you cretans making your way over here and posting. The more posts, the better. This site has been dying a slow death lately. It's sad.
Do your worst!
I don't think that was Tom Cruise, I think it was K-Fed.
DB: has scientology has gotten to you?
Thetan + cretin = cretan
BTW, that is a good description of Tom Cruise.
It's mainly been dying b/c some people (free thinking commies like myself) don't enjoy being told what they can and cannot say, who they can and cannot insult and why they don't belong here by certain other people (I think we all know of whom I speak).
Oh, and the fist thing too. That's pretty fuckin annoying after the first 25,000 times.
"No soup for you, Ramiele Malubay!" Whoever the fuck that is…
I treasure these rare moments that we top 10%ers get to spend together DB. I also treasure nipple slips and gash shots, so that keeps me coming back as well.
sorry, since Correction Chimp was shot by that evil white hunter, no one is around to correct spelling and grammar.
Know what I like about this site?
A chance for some honest, human interaction and a frank discussion of the important topics facing the world today.
No, seriously, I like the photos of LiLo's chest.
The worst thing I have ever seen is when they hassle an 'amputee', or a 'pincushion'. But only when they're young. Older amputees are good to go.