CHRIS ROCK IS NERVOUS – TMZ says that Chris Rock was a nervous wreck today while testifying in the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping case.
A freaked-out Rock took the stand for roughly 15 minutes to talk about a most uncomfortable subject — DNA and baby mamas. As we already reported, Rock's attorney hired the P.I. to the stars to investigate Monica Zsibrita, who had claimed she and Rock had hooked up, and that he was the father of her child. DNA proved otherwise, so Zsibrita changed her tune, alleging Rock raped her.
If I were Rock and I saw this chick I would just start hitting her with my shoe.
IS THE JAY Z / BEYONCE WEDDING TODAY? – sure why not.
MISS ENGLAND IS THIS WEEKEND – as long as Stedman Graham, Parker Stevenson and Buffalo Bill are all judges, I like Miss Surrey's odds.
So we're ending the week on this crappy note? That blows.
Again with the fucking sarong - YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, FATTIE.
I want to become a subject of her Gracious Majesty just so that I can say : "Believe it or not, there's an obese chick running for Miss." That's the mark of a great country, tthe end of the times … or of Zorro. Who the f knows! I surely don't.
I spy camel's toe, second from the right.
And it is a great country. We just happen to have Miss Piggy running for Miss England. Big wup.
Why do brits all have pig noses. My vote for ugliest nation.
Ugliest nation? Two words. Brit Nee.
god, this is the best England has to offer? are there gyms in England? are there even mirrors? Even the skinny ones are all wrinkly and bulbous. Side note: In that first picture, I think one of the mannequins is accidentally running as Miss Wakesomething…
I don't see what the big deal about the Miss England contest is… I mean it isn't like Chloe Marshall weighs 13 stone; she's listed as 12 stone 8 pounds. If my olde english conversion is right, I believe that in
the land of bad teethEngland, 1 stone equals 50 pounds. In the U.S. of A. her weight would be listed as 1 big-ass boulder.But looking at all the trannys running to get the crown, I think our favorite two-legged pachyderm has got a big chance of winning. Get it?! "A big chance." Wow!! That must be what people call British humor.
Damn, look at her twat in pic 2…………so meaty and succulent
The average American female weighs 140 pounds. I know, I googled it. That's what you guys do, right? That's ten stone. That's a pretty medium to large sized boulder itself.
Fatty fat fat fatties.
Funny how all the runner ups are hosebeasts, and only Miss England looks like something even remotely human (ie a porn star from Los Angeles, which is pretty sad in itself).
SO FAT!!!! FAT FAT FAT !!! WAAAAAAHHHH
y, sarong == cellulite smuggler. Anyhoo, what is this about Shakira's sextape threesome?
nothing SARONG with toe!
TOEtally hot.
Chernobyl. Do the math.
Reminds me of The Annual Full Moon Barbeque's Heavy Duty Beauty Pageant.
There's always a slut in the middle that swallows chowchow. And one that swallows whole pigs…raw.
@penny_dreadful: no, this is the best England has to offer: http://tinyurl.com/3zvfbz
big is beautiful!