SURI IS STILL ALIVE

April 8, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

For a few weeks now people have been wondering why Suri Cruise suddenly dropped out of sight. Then yesterday Tom Crusie showed up at a public park with her. Man, what a coincidence. We don't have any close-up pictures from this spontaneous afternoon, because the paparazzi do what they always do at times like this, and that is stay a respectful distance away so big stars can have some privacy. Even still, Suri, as always, looked like they just pulled her out of the dryer. Is she okay? She always looks so confused and disoriented. Katie Holmes didn't make the trip with them, as she had a busy afternoon planned of crying in the bathroom and taking laxitives. Because she's so fat.

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