TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE BIG WINNER

By brendon April 15, 2008 @ 6:58 AM

Country music has a ton of hot chicks in it but the old guard is gonna have trouble keeping up with today’s new breed of SuperHottie.  Like that one chick.  Or the other one.  Or this one here.  This one is just 18-years -old, but last night she still won Best Something Something and also Greatest Another Award Too at the "BBQ, Sequins and Banjo Jamboree Show".

Okay I can't lie to you.  I didn’t look up anything for this.  I just saw this chick on People winning awards and she was hot and barefoot and so now here she is.  Ta-da!



(36) Comments

  1. BE Earl 04/15/2008 07:31

    I dig that last pic where it looks like she's crapping out a microphone stand.  Hawt!

  2. VaginaOfParis 04/15/2008 07:33

    She’s the big winner — of my PENIS!

  3. Doctress Leisa 04/15/2008 07:35

    I'll bet she does a mean reverse cowgirl.

  4. LoRider 04/15/2008 07:36

    Jesus, Taylor, eat a phucking sandwich now and then!

    Ride Lo

  5. pump 04/15/2008 07:38

    I bet she loves it in the black hole

  6. Evil Malcom Norris 04/15/2008 07:39

    X -shaped legs? Bet she can't ride a bull

  7. Juan 04/15/2008 07:40

    Does this person have nude photos in her past/present/future?

    If not, forget it.  I see clothed women every day, but I've searched the internet and I can't find a single photo of a naked woman.

     

     

  8. rv 04/15/2008 07:42

    i love the fuck me boots in the last pic

  9. Ballsnyc 04/15/2008 07:42

    (second to last photo) I hope that guy had a camera and shot up her skirt, That is the picture I want!

  10. tangocash00001 04/15/2008 07:42

    meh, you can keep her. i'll take Dolly's giant wrinked mammories in my face any day.

  11. RonDogg 04/15/2008 07:43

    Someone please Photoshop a bulbous penis in her mouth on that new banner pic.

     

    That would please and sparkle me.

  12. Juan 04/15/2008 07:46

    On September 21, 2007, Swift launched a campaign to protect children from online predators.

    Swift has teamed up with Governor Phil Bredesen to combat internet sex crimes.

    Oh, she's no fun! 

  13. cold sore 04/15/2008 07:47

    I think country should be sued for becoming slutty and pop star like.  They are totally ripping off other generes and still peddling shit music. 

  14. Silverback 04/15/2008 07:47

    Juan, I'd settle for the "barefoot" this morning.

  15. cheese 04/15/2008 07:53

    Amazing. She successful and yet doesn't have a shred of talent. God bless America.

  16. VaginaOfParis 04/15/2008 07:54

    “Oh, she’s no fun! ”

    Juan, committees like that are how they learn the tricks of the trade. Remember Mark Foley? Now imagine this lil’ thing diddling 13-year-old boys. (The 13-year-old boys are already imagining it.)

  17. Dirty Hairy 04/15/2008 08:02

    *boings in on one foot from Mills thread*

  18. Ballsnyc 04/15/2008 08:04

    Swift has teamed up with Governor Phil Bredesen to combat internet sex crimes.

     

    Masturbating to a Blond Chic With Big Tits is not a Crime , is it? 

  19. Ray Babbitt 04/15/2008 08:06

    Looks like pumps on her feet to me.

  20. Jake 04/15/2008 08:07

    The main pic is the same look she gave when she saw my penis!

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