Jennifer Anistons vagina must be magic because she’s annoying as hell yet people keep dating her. The latest to get lost in her dead lifeless eyes is Jon Mayer. In Touch says…
Although they've kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. "My weekend was good," he told In Touch exclusively.
Jon Mayer isn’t that great or anything but this still makes no sense. Jennifer Anistons family must be in the Illuminati because there’s no way her fug ass should ever have made it in Hollywood.
I would gladly spend a weekend in her magical vagina.
Notice I didn't say "FIST."
Secunt.
He sure pulls the celeb ass.
that does it. i'm immediately changing my career to effete writer of touchy feely pop ditties with no substance or staying power.
i'ts got to be at least as much fun as posting on this site, the pay is probably better and…
this fucking tool consistently scores top shelf ass and no bullshit.
I believe the magic vagina story. Unfortunately, it appears the magic rubs off after a few bouts of hot sex, then her annoying personality takes over.
But I'd hit it.
Must be his hipster tatts.
She turned John Mayer into a newt.
Wait, he always was one.
hey Juan,
duly noted. but in response i have this:
“Dear Ex Lover,
“Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
“I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
“I hope this is enough closure for you.
“Goodbye.
“P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
She is certainly annoying, but she is still pretty hot for her age. I'd throw it in her.
Maybe it cures cancer? I guess, I was always jerkin' off to Courtney Cox to really notice her. I know she sometimes went braless on set. Maybe that's it, she's slutty and doesn't wear underwear. Who knows?
Who knows?
Here, lemme correct that:
Who knows?Who cares?Even Lord Croft AND the Bilderberger's couldn't change the world enough to get this whiny ass bimbo a permanent mate.
Probability that Johhy-boy is long gone after a week of playing hide the sausage? - 100%
She is a WOMAN. We are MEN. We would do a baby elephant if it would let us. It's nature.
Dudes head is the size of a small dirigible. What is she doing with her lips?
People just use her vagina for a deposit. Nothing magical about that.
AND Oh yeah I forgot, John Mayer is a fag. That is all
Well she's survived one Gyllenhal, although if she has a lesbian triste with Maggie then she'll suffer the same fate as Heath Ledger
I thought she was trying to get pregnant. She probably wanted a guy who is so young his fish are swimming. She is still trying to get even with Brad for Shiloh - and if that means having Mayer troll-like spawn so be it.
I think she is hot. I also think she would be even hotter if she could shoot exploding ping pong balls out of her pussy at moving targets…
Isn't that Jessica Simpson?