Michael Lohan is either drunk or delusional or both but for some reason he's claiming that his daughter Lindsay is about to venture off to India to help kids with AIDS. Lets just ignore the fact that she doesn’t do anything these days except party and hang out. It will be more fun that way. In Touch says…
According to Lindsay’s dad, the recovering party girl has signed up to do missionary work with Times Square Church Missions. “She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along,” Michael Lohan tells In Touch of their plans. “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims.” Michael, an ex-con-turned-youth minister, says that Lindsay, 21, is also considering other international missions. “Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable.”
There must be two Lindsay Lohans because the one I hear about only cares about getting laid. Someone should set up a charity for her. Her vagina is a complete abomination. I heard that the police set up crime scene tape around it so no one can enter. True Story!
Helping stem future AIDs outbreaks? Money in the bank Lohan!
Fist.
i wonder how long it's gonna take her before she realizes she can't find a kids hamburger meal and some blow in india.
I wonder how much a PR person makes? Cuz they're obviously OVERPAID !
oh guess i'm wrong india, is the new columbia…too late in the afternoon to try to be witty. blehh. i'm backin the truck up.
Are you sure they didn't misquote Lohan as he detailed their plans to help solve India's population problem by spreading AIDS? Cause that sounds like something Lindsay could be a lot more helpful with.
PLEASE GOD LET HER FUCK ONE OF THOSE RAGHEADS!
I think she's just hoping she can get adopted by Madonna.
I we sure this isn't a misquote? I mean I could see if he said she was going to India to GIVE people AIDS. Ah hell, I'd still hit it!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whooooooooooooo. free blow jobs for all the little porch monkeys
Oops! Sorry, Zach…didn't see ya up there…
Maybe she's helping them GET aids.
Maybe the diet will do her good…she might lose that double chin
Next FEBRUARY?! She'll forget all about it then. Unless she has AIDS herself. And then she'll expect those ungrateful Indians (dots, not feathers) to come visit HER.
Bitch.
Any toe?
I'd hit it!
Ride Lo
That is all.
Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India
"How much for the one in the red sari?"
"Lindsay, they are not for sale."
I have some missionary work for her.
I have some missionary work for her.
That's weird, I thought you weren't allowed to be funny in here. L'chaim, friend!
Of course her mission overseas has to do with sex. She'll probably want to teach sexual slaves some sex tips, such as explaining to them to "Receive before you give", and to "Always be the DOMINANT one in bed" and "Do not fear the penis."
Michael Lohan is either drunk or delusional or both
I didn't realize I had so much in common with that guy! I wonder if Lindsay will let me play Daddy with her?
LINDSAY! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THIS HOUSE BEFORE I BEND YOU OVER MY KNEE, PULL DOWN YOUR PANTIES, SPANK YER BOTTOM, AND ACCIDENTALLY EJACULATE NEAR YOUR CERVIX!
GROW UP PEOPLE